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Random, Weird Quiz

14 Questions - Developed by: Gabby - Updated on: 2005-01-01 - Developed on: 2004-12-20 - 107,118 taken - User Rating: 3.1 of 5 - 17 votes - 12 people like it

A nice, random, weird quiz that Gabby made just for you.

1

A pigeon walks up to you in the middle of the street and says "How do you do, Shirley?" in an Australian accent. What do you do?

Sing to him the apple pie song: APPLE PIE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND, WORLD GO ROUND AS IS FULL OF LOVE, JOY AND HAPPINESS, HAPPINESS!
Scream and run away thinking "Am I insane?"
Oh, don't worry. That's just Theodore, the talking pigeon. He's my mother in law and he's very nice.
I pee in the shower.

2

The computer ate my lawyer and burned his bum bum.

The penguins have spoken.
Poor lawyer. His bum bum got burned.
What the hell? Bum bum?
Apple pie has the word apple in it.

3

A pink elephant walks out of your tv and eats all of your apple pie. What do you do?

Give him a hug, be his best friend forever and name him Elephant Dude.
Call the cops.
Bum bum. hehe.
OH NOOOOOO! HE STOLE MY APPLE PIE! I'D KILL HIM! AGHHHHHHHHHH! Stealing apple pie is the worst thing you can do to a person!

4

Hi, my name is Gabrielle. How do you do?

Uhh.....hi?
Today's my birthday.
YOU'RE MY NEW BESTFRIEND!
Once I had a sock but I lost it....and then I found it!

5

Go away, I never want to see your hideous face ever again.

You're rude. I'm leaving.
I love you, Gabby.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours.
Apple pie is a pie!

6

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Errr....Spongebob?
ELVIS PRESLEY!
My finger hurts really badly.
I love Mr. Apple Pie Dude, even if he's not a penguin! We can still love each other and live in happiness and joy!:: starts crying hysterically::

7

I'm so sorry!

Why are apples in apple pie?
Fish are friends, not food.
I have a cousin who lives in Florida.
About what?

8

I'll get you, my pretty and your little dog too!

We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz!
I don't have a dog!
I like doggies and, sorry but my names Bobby, not pretty.
Monkeyfish.

9

Which do you prefer?

to own a lifetime supply of apple pie.
I speak Russian.
to own a zoo.
this test to be over.

10

The apple pie factory was eaten by a giant penguin.

So what?
oh.
OH NOOOOOO!:: runs away and jumps off bridge::
i am a cat monkey. hear me roar.

11

Do you know how to read?

Yeah.
what's read?
huh?
books rhymes with cooks.

12

I want a cookie.

Apple pie is much better.
okay, what kind do you want?
Mimi broke the horse.
I don't have one.

13

You have just levitated 7 feet off the ground.

E-V-I-L P-O-W-D-E-R..........SALT! (thanks, jack)
(still crying about the apple pie factory)
No, I didn't.
Oh, I always do that. Don't worry.

14

Are you sure that's a real spell?

I was eaten by cannibals.
STOP LOOKING AT ME, SWAN!
What?
I just died.

Comments (7)

b e e w o o p (36720)

195 days ago

wonky doo dah

apple pie (00495)

331 days ago

(still sobbing about apple pie) (71% obsesed with apple pie) (jumps into lake)

bobloo (19076)

512 days ago

Hi I'm commenting on each random quiz to find people for my random kingdom. I've asked for a banana preist an orange flavored pe teacher and ....... O! Please could I have a mechanic for the potato machine

Yo yo jjang jjang man b🚔 b🚔 (23221)

610 days ago

36% applie pie obsessed(lmao oop)
36% profil B lmao
29% profile c IM CRYING LMAO
0% a normal person k that seems about right lmak

6575757 (18356)

1217 days ago

it was okay but I would have different subjects like maths, English, and plenty of other stuff

no (33664)

1315 days ago

Random does not equal funny

Ajinkya (05830)

1570 days ago

Weird quiz for weird me!!

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