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Bacon

10 Questions - Developed by: HOLLY - Developed on: 2005-04-01 - 7,591 taken - User Rating: 3.5 of 5 - 143 votes

Do you like, love, or hate bacon? Find out here!

1

How many times do you eat bacon a week?

I totally love & live for bacon, so I eat it at every meal!
Every day!
Does it count if I only like the smell of bacon?
Never- I despise bacon
Bacon GOOOOOOOOOD.

2

How do you describe bacon?

I call it the love of my life!
AHHHHHHHH, the sweet aroma of bacon.
Disgusting
Are you serious?
Fatty, chewey, crunchy- PERFECT!

3

If you were ever in a plane crash, what would you do?

Think what would happen if you actually liked bacon and how you'd regret it.
When you're falling you scream, "Bacon, don't forget me, 'cause I won't forget you!"
Think of how you envy your best friend because she is eating bacon. If you make it, you will never talk to her again.
You have a heart attack, not from the high altitude, but from the cholesterol of the sweet bacon you crave.
Scream at the top of your lungs while you forget the fattiness of the delicious bacon.

4

If you suddenly found a pimple on your face, what would you do?

Sing the number 1 song by your favorite artist.
run & scream as you swallow a thick, juicy piece of bacon whole.
Throw a CD around, slicing your last bottle of vanishing cream in half, spilling it on the last strip of bacon in the world.
Eat bacon

5

If bacon had ever betrayed you, what would you do?

Eat bacon, forgetting it ever happened.
Eat pork chops- wait! remember: FOCUS ON THE BACON.
Scream: "Bacon, why had you betrayed me?"
Sob
Forget, well, because you hate bacon.

6

Does Glue remind you of anything?

NO...was I supposed to?
No! What are you doing? Hovering over my shoulder or something?
Yes. Bacon clogs arteries. Glue can clog things like... pipes. yes. Pipes are round and long. Bacon is long.
Fly swatter.
Did I forget something important?

7

How do you feel about BACON?

WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY? I DON'T EVEN LIKE BACON!
BACON GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
WHAT WHAT DID YOU SAY? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SIZZLING OF MY BACON IN THE GREASE IN THE SKILLET!
Help, I can't breathe, bacon gave me a heart attack- I loooove BACON!
Bacon? (Faint)

8

Are you bored?

Does it really matter?
HAS IT EVER OCCURED TO YOU THAT YOU CAN BE EATING BACON AND NOT ANSWERING THIS QUESTION?
Yawn. I'm sooooo bored because I don't even like bacon and I'm using precious time to answer a stupid question on the thing I despise the most.
No. I'm eating bacon!
What's bacon?

9

Is this question random?

no. it is not.
yes. no. maybe so.
WHO CARES? I MEAN YOU COULD BE EATING BACON AT THIS VERY MOMENT!

10

What do you do at a time like this when it is very quiet and you don't know what to do?

Go bungee- jumping off a cliff in Mexico yelling, "I'M A PIN~ATA!"
Call a friend on the phone bragging to her about how she doesn't have any bacon.
eat bacon, of course.

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