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Are you a loyal American?

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Are you a loyal American?

The Department of Homeland Insecurity of the United Paranoid State of America would like to know if you are a terrorist. If you fail this quiz, you must turn yourself in. (I screwed up the scoring on the first one..)

Question 1:

My religion is:

	fundamentalist christian, awaiting the rapture!
	christian, with a major in business.
	not christian, but considering converting.
	none of the government's business.

Question 2:

I fly the American flag:

	on both sides of my SUV.
	in front of my company headquarters.
	on holidays.
	.... I burn the American flag.

Question 3:

My greatest fear is:

	Islamic fundamentalists.
	the IRS or a dip in my stock value.
	SARS.
	the Republican Party.

Question 4:

Every American deserves to:

	pray for forgiveness from their sins.
	Inherit all their family's wealth free of taxes.
	party hearty!
	have equal rights, regardless of religion, nationality, or sexual orientation.

Question 5:

My money is:

	spent supporting Christian groups.
	in oil and defense stocks.
	spent on rent.
	almost gone..

Question 6:

My motto on foreign policy is:

	Get them before they pose a threat to us!
	Through subterfuge and bribery, and any means necessary, install a puppet government so we can drain their resources.
	Bomb 'em if they mess with us!
	War is not the answer.

Question 7:

George W. is?

	a great president!
	taking soft money from my cooperation.
	ok.
	a moronic fascist!

Question 8:

Should the government be allowed to implant computer chips into Americans?

	Yes! Only pinko commie pagans wouldn't agree with that!
	Yes; thieves won't steal my identity and use my credit cards.
	Yes, it would be easier to identify the remains of anyone killed in a terrorist attack.
	Fuck no!

Question 9:

Patriotism is:

	loving your country's leaders, whether they be right or wrong!
	necessary to keep the lower classes controlled.
	good.
	being used to blind and brainwash the masses into servility!

Question 10:

I would be proud to serve my president:

	by praying for him each night.
	by accepting a multi-billion dollar contract to rebuild any country he wants to bomb.
	by joining the army.
	a subpoena to appear in court.

This Quiz has been designed by Bobert.