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Class 101: A Guide To Zombie Survival

30 Questions - Developed by: Blake Salisbury - Updated on: 2007-06-15 - Developed on: 2007-06-05 - 10,051 taken - User Rating: 3.7 of 5 - 30 votes

This is a beginning course and is intended to affirm your understanding of the undead menace. So, with that said, let's begin!

1

What is a Zombie?

A dead person risen from the grave that eats human flesh.
A half-man, half-beast monster that roams the fields on a full moon.
A pointy-eared man with a pitchfork.
An immortal that drinks human blood.
Your neighbor Stan.

2

How do you kill a zombie?

Burn it alive.
Shoot spit balls at it.
Destroy the heart.
Destroy the brain.
Shoot it with silver bullets.

3

Is there a cure for Zombie-ism?

Yes, but you have to remove the infected body part.
Cure...? Who wants a cure?
Yes. You can buy the antidote at Rite-Aid.
No. Once infected, there is no hope.
Maybe. It all comes down to a genetic level.

4

Is the infection lethal?

I don't know.
Yes. It has a 100% mortality rate.
No. The infection does not kill off the infected.
Brains.... BRAINS!
Yes, but it has a 50% mortality rate.

5

Can zombies run?

BRAINS!
Yes. All zombies are Olympic sprinters.
No. The infection cripples their coordination.

6

What causes the infection?

A virus.
Your mother.
You...
The devil.
Witch doctors.

7

Can zombies talk?

Yes, but with a limited vocabulary.
Yes. All national spelling bee finalists are zombies.
No. Zombies are to dumb to speak any language.
BRAINS! NEED BRAINS!

8

What is normally used to kill a zombie?

Baseball bat.
Shotgun.
Shovel.
Katana.
Ash trays.

9

Is this method correct?

Yes. In all field tests it has proven to be superior.
Heck yeah! It totally owns zombies!
No. It is very ineffective.

10

Where is the stereo-typical place to hide during a zombie uprising?

A pub.
Police station.
Mall.
At home in a basement.
Hospital.

11

Is this method of survival effective?

Yes. It is full of supplies that can make life easy.
Yes. Hey, it worked in Dawn of the Dead.
No. Almost everyone in a mall dies somehow.

12

Assuming you didn't hide in a mall, where would you hide?

A military base.
The moon.
Chuck-e-Cheese
The country side.
A super market.

13

How long does it take for a zombie to rot away?

3 to 5 years.
A millennia.
Never!

14

Do zombies have super-human strength?

Yes. Field test clearly show a zombie has advanced strength.
No. They are as strong as or weaker as they were when they lived.
Yes. Zombies have been known to totally own Chuck Norris with no problem.

15

Do zombies feel pain?

No. Zombies have no sense of touch.
Yes. Zombies can feel emotional pain.
Yes. All zombies feel everything in their surroundings, including each other!

16

Can zombies climb?

No. They lack the hand-eye coordination.
Yes. All zombies are expert mountain climbers.
Yes, but not very well.

17

When turning a house into a fortress, what is the first thing one should do?

Hide in the basement.
Run up stairs and destroy the stair case.
Brick up the windows and doors.
Hide in the attic.

18

What is the best long range weapon to use against a zombie.

Sling shot.
Mortar.
.22 rim fire rifle.
Bazooka.
Rock propelled gernade (R.P.G.)

19

What is the best melee weapon to use against a zombie?

A crowbar.
A katana.
A battle axe.
A great sword.
A shoe.

20

What kind of food should you have during an outbreak?

Candy.
Trail Mix.
Energy bars.
Canned food.
Lucky Charms.

21

What drink should you always have?

Kool-aid
Vodka.
Gatorade.
Chocolate milk.
Bottled water.

22

What kind of transportation should you use during a zombie outbreak?

A pick-up truck.
A bicycle or a dirt bike.
A van.
A car.
A tank.

23

What secondary weapon should you have?

Grenades.
A chainsaw.
A sniper rifle.
A pistol with a silencer.
A combat knife.

24

What do zombies eat?

Your mom.
People.
You....
Cars.
Fluffy.

25

When will zombies attack?

At any time. The threat is always there.
In two weeks when Umbrella unleashes them.
When cows fly.

26

How strong is a zombie bite?

Just as strong as when it was alive.
Stronger than a sharks bite.
So strong it can bite through Chuck Norris' round house kick.

27

Can zombies swim?

No. They lack the hand-eye coordination.
Yes, but not well.
Yes. All zombies are on the Olympic swimming team.

28

In a zombie outbreak, what will be the dominate life form on Earth?

Humans.
Animals.
Zombies.

29

Can animals become zombies?

Yes. They eat tacos.
Yes. Zombie animals are very real.
No. They die before they can turn.

30

What is the best trait for a survivalist?

Fear.
Determination.
Hate.

Comments (1)

WeirdPerson (11193)

50 days ago

Yay! I did it! I passed class 101

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