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What Kind of Old Lady Will You Be?

10 Questions - Developed by: Amanda Love - Updated on: 2008-04-01 - Developed on: 2008-03-24 - 100,975 taken - User Rating: 3.5 of 5 - 172 votes - 13 people like it

Welcome to the Old Lady Quiz! Take this quiz to determine what kind of old lady you will turn out to be.

1

When you see a small puppy urinating on your flowers, you...

I don't have flowers, I have nude sculptures in my yard.
Chase it with a broom because dogs are vile creatures.
Smile and think, "What a cute puppy!"
Run outside and kick it because it's doing it on purpose.

2

If you could only hire one person to do something for you, who would it be?

A delivery person to bring me more cat food and kitty litter.
A pool boy who wears a blue leopard thong.
A spy to see if my neighbor is really a communist.
A clown for my grandchildren's birthday.

3

What kind of drink are you?

Crude oil.
Sweet iced tea or lemonade!
A dirty martini with 8 olives.
Milk.

4

What is your dream pet?

An angry monkey that will throw things at my neighbors.
A majestic tiger from Mount Ulu-Ulu.
A golden retriever.
Cats and kittens.

5

What kinds of drugs have you tried in your lifetime?

I've tried them ALL. In fact, I'm tripping right now...Free your MIND!
Only one drug for me baby, and that's love. And sometimes opium.
Catnip and painkillers.
No drugs for me! But I did get drunk once.

6

What would you typically have for dinner?

A Vicodin sandwich.
Strawberries, hot chocolate syrup, some Michael Bolton, and you.
A roasted chicken breast with green beans and mashed potatoes with a piece of pie for dessert.
Tuna, chopped liver, and fish juice.

7

What kinds of shoes do you wear?

Either my gardening shoes, or something flat and comfy.
10-year old slippers.
Combat boots.
Stilettos with feather pomp pomps.

8

What would be the most likely reason for you to go to the doctor as you age?

I need allergy medicine from all the cat dander.
One boob job, please.
Cancer and hallucinations.
I might need a hip replacement.

9

What's your Friday night hot-spot?

Bingo at the local firehouse!
My attic so I can smoke up and watch my neighbors.
The animal shelter.
A bar full of 20-somethings.

10

How/where would you like to be buried?

I want my ashes to be scattered over Vegas.
In the backyard where my cats are buried.
With my family, next to my husband.
I don't want to be buried. My body will mysteriously disappear and I will haunt my house forever.

Comments (10)

gymnast (53204)

33 days ago

40% sweet grandma
30% bitter hag
20% Dirty Old Woman
10% Cat lady

Deku-Chan (98040)

226 days ago

No im 40% Dirty Old Woman 30% Cat lady 20% sweet grandma 10% bitter hag

Emma (62709)

346 days ago

Yesss, I love being the nice grandma

🎂 (53122)

533 days ago

Noooooooooowhy?

Lys (47767)

622 days ago

Not a bad quiz, at least I liked my result but the other results could have been a bit friendlier! 💚

Me3 (53805)

642 days ago

This says i am gin g to..
H E L L
😓😓😓😫😫😫😓😓😫😫😓😓😫😫😓😱🗿🔚🔚🔚🔚:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-) :-* :-* :-* :-
Help me!!!
It ' s a bit righabout how I am dirty

#BOOKS!!!!!YASSS (53672)

937 days ago

me i dont like it maybe

felton t (73768)

944 days ago

This quiz wasn't much nice

Ilinka (55376)

1068 days ago

Wooooohhhww !!!

Bhrinika Dau (37960)

1071 days ago

This test is not for children all it talks about is drugs

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