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What Are You?

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What Are You?

Ever wanted to know why you just don't fit in? Ever smiled at someone and made them very, very nervous? Are you really human, or are you another creature who just happens to look like one. Find out the answers in this test.

Question 1:

Would you rather:

	Eat meat raw
	Eat meat cooked
	Eat a mix of raw vegitables and cooked meat
	Eat vegitables cooked
	Eat vegitables raw

Question 2:

If you met a stranger in a dark alley would you:

	Run away!
	Try to sneak away
	Go beat them up!

Question 3:

Humans smell:

	Normal
	Bad
	Good
	Tasty
	Scary

Question 4:

If you met a beautiful princess alone in the middle of the woods you would:

	Bravely try to rescue her
	Wonder why she was dressed like that
	Try to ignore her
	Carry her off to your lair
	Eat her

Question 5:

The place where you live is called a:

	House
	Castle
	Forest
	Cave
	Fortress

Question 6:

You drink:

	Water
	Purified Water
	Soda Pop
	Nothing
	Blood

Question 7:

If you were in a fairy tale, you would be:

	The hero
	The hero's loyal friend
	The townsperson who gives the hero directions
	The bad guy
	The person who betrays the hero to the bad guy.

Question 8:

How many close friends do you have?

	more than 20
	11-20
	1-10
	less than 0

Question 9:

When you smile, people:

	Can't help but smile back
	Sometimes smile back
	Ignore you
	Become very, very nervous
	Back away slowly

Question 10:

If you lived during medival times, your job would be:

	Knight
	Townsperson
	Village Idiot
	Pickpocket
	Royalty

Question 11:

People say you're:

	Pretty
	Cute
	Average
	Ugly
	Hideous

Question 12:

You use the internet to:

	Do research
	Kill time
	Play games
	Hack into other computers
	Create computer viruses for the fun of it

Question 13:

Your favorite kind of music is (Pick the closest one):

	Meditation Music
	Classical/Jazz
	Alternative
	Soft Rock
	Heavy Metal

Question 14:

You answer the phone with:

	Hello, this is the -last name-'s, -your name- speaking
	Hello
	Hi, yello, greetings, or some other variation of 'Hello.'
	What do you want?, Who are you?, or Leave me alone!
	Prepare to die, mortal!

Question 15:

When someone is being annoying to you:

	Smile and pretend everything's normal
	Leave
	Tell them to stop annoying you
	Crack your knuckles
	Lick your lips

Question 16:

How do you show your love?

	Hugs and kisses
	Candies, cards, flowers, and letters
	Being nice
	Teasing them
	Not eating them

Question 17:

Your doormat says:

	Come in!
	Welcome!
	Nothing
	No Soliciting
	Go Away!

Question 18:

When you see a cat you:

	Run over and try to make friends
	Smile and pet it if it comes near
	Ignore it
	Kick it out of your way
	Hunt it for sport

Question 19:

You brush your teeth:

	After every meal, and sometimes in between
	Twice a day
	Once a day
	When you remember
	Never

Question 20:

You take a shower

	Twice a day
	Everyday
	Once every other day
	When you start to smell
	Never, unless forced

Question 21:

You sleep:

	Outside
	Inside, on the floor
	On top of your covers
	Snuggled in your covers
	On a pile of your most prized possessions

Question 22:

You wake up:

	Bright eyed and bushy tailed (in a manner of speaking)
	Relaxed
	Still sleepy
	Grumpy
	The instant after you fataly injure whomever tried to wake you.

Question 23:

If you had a million dollars, you would:

	Donate it all to charity
	Retire
	Spend it on expensive stuff until you run out.
	Bet it all in races
	Carefully hoard it away.

Question 24:

Your weapon of choice is a:

	Dull butter knife
	Sharp pocketknife
	Small gun
	Grenade Launcher
	Machine Gun

Question 25:

Your tail is:

	Hairy
	Soft
	Non-exsistant
	Used as a whip
	Pointed at the end

Question 26:

Your tounge is:

	Long and flexible
	Short and flexible
	Short
	Long and forked
	Poisonus when touched

Question 27:

Puppies are:

	Cute and cuddly
	Playful and loving
	Hard work
	A menace to society
	Tasty

Question 28:

You are most genetically related to:

	Herd animals
	Forest animals
	Great Apes
	Lizards
	Immortal beings

Question 29:

When you hit your thumb with a hammer you say:

	Oops.
	Ouch!
	Dang it!
	@!#*!
	!^%#&^@%$!&@^!%!@&@^#&*!!!!!!

Question 30:

All inkblots look like:

	Daises
	Modern art
	Inkblots
	People fighting eachother
	Various monsters

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