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Do You Have The Flu?

10 Questions - Developed by: - Developed on: 2005-02-15 - 40,345 taken

Have you caught the flu this season? Let the doctor take a look for you!

1

Have you been vomiting?

No.
Yes.
Yes, but it's a color I've never seen before.

2

Do you have a fever?

Fever? It's fricking freezing!
No.
Yes.

3

Do you have the chills?

No.
I told you, it's fricking freezing!
Yes.

4

Are your nasal passages congested?

Yes.
Only after I throw up the funky-colored stuff.
No.

5

Are you feeling weak?

Heck no! I can do all sorts of cool stuff, like fly!
No.
Yes.

6

Any dizzy spells?

No.
Yes.
Due to my head spinning or on a regular basis?

7

Are those dizzy spells caused by your head spinning?

Yeah!
Uh, no. Just feeling woozy.
I'm not having dizzy spells.

8

Any unexplained sores?

They won't go away!
Uh, no.
No.

9

Can you fly?

WTF!
I'm sick and you're making fun of the situation!
I do it all the time!

10

Do objects fly around the room when you're emotional?

Did you ever go to Med School?
You're a quack!
Yeah. People really need to stop pissing me off!

Comments (4)

Akk (12595)

1223 days ago

I got the flu... i hate being sick

Sophia (13142)

1630 days ago

I can fly!

Mel (63018)

1681 days ago

If you believe you can fly YOU CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Bella (69611)

1731 days ago

YEA OF COURSE I CAN FLY

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