The One True IQ Test

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  • 1
    Complete the sequence: y, n, v, n, p, …
  • 2
    You possess 83 three penny bits, 567 Venusian bwahurwurhs, 0.3542619 Katapongese jilungorrheas, 25 pesetas, 95 nickels, 13 dimes and 78 4-3 Green-Shoot Clouds. Using the Outer Gractylian exchange rate, what is the smallest number of coins you can use to pay for an item costing 377.85496 grouts?
  • 3
    FIUYORAERARNEGSTHIYUORAEANAKEWR. If you rearrange the preceding letters, you can make the name of a famous:

  • 4
    Here’s a question designed to assess your memory. What is the third word on line 11 of page 223 of the 1998 paperback reissue of the Oxford World’s Classics translation of Ovid’s "Metamorphoses"?
  • 5
    Who was the true author of the Shakespeare plays?
  • 6
    Saturn is to Hyperion as Jupiter is to:

  • 7
    (The number of wives Henry VIII had executed) multiplied by (the number of vowels in my surname) divided by (the number of consonants in my surname) plus (the number of diving headers scored by Alan Hansen during his career) multiplied by (the number of words in chapter 33 of James Fenimore Cooper’s “Last of the Mohicans”) divided by (Joe Montana’s three-decimal-places completion percentage in the 1984 NFL regular season) =
  • 8
    Assume that the following statements are true: (a) all heart-disease victims lose at tiddlywinks when playing with green pieces on the second Thursday of September if they own a rabbit called Callicles who was purchased from a pet-shop owned by a man who was wearing orange boxer-shorts on the day of purchase; (b) most pet-shop owners who wear orange boxer-shorts meet the criteria for Asperger’s Syndrome and have vitamin-k deficiency, and they also lose at tiddlywinks when playing with indigo pieces on any Thursday if they have previously had an article published in the “Journal of Archaeological Science”, regardless of the demographics of their opponent. Assuming these statements to be true, identify which of the following statements is definitely true:
  • 9
    Which of the following is least like the others:
  • 10
    Which number will follow: 7.601, 24.702, 53.404, 106.397, …?

Comments (3)


18 days ago
💗 i got one right
555 days ago
Bruce you are so right this dumb quiz. e is this info coming from.
1210 days ago
I am not a disgrace to the species. Well....which species? I am a disgrace to several. I cannot fly, so am a disgrace to birds. I cannot grab prey with my teeth and kill them in a death-roll, so I am a disgrace to Crocodylus. But humans? Huh! That takes real work, and I do not do real work. Besides, I got 2 right. Two! That is 43.88489% better than average!

And by the way, the Katapongese currency is the Katapingspong. Jilungorrhea is a Katapongese venereal disease......which explains why there are no Katapongeezers......