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CANADA FOR DORKS
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CANADA FOR DORKS

OK, now, let's see how everyone knows the neighbors to the north. For those of you with limited IQs, that is the country above the US...look at a North American map...we are bigger, and we are on top. If this was prison the U.S. would be our bitch. LMAO!

Question 1:The current Canadian president is:
none of these
Jean Chretien
Shania Twain
Pierre Trudeau
Guy Lafleur

Question 2:What is Canada's national sport?
Curling
Hockey
Naked Twister
Lacrosse
Snowball Fighting

Question 3:What is Canada's national pastime?
Curling
Basketball
Hockey
Boxing
Ass Scratching

Question 4:The Canadian army:
does not exist
has no planes
has never been involved in a war
was once called in to help after a blizzard in Toronto
serves coffee and croissants to the US every morning

Question 5:Canadians are known for the following "expression":
G'day mate
EH
Would you like fries with that?
DOH!
Y'all come back now, you hear?

Question 6:The biggest city in Canada with over 4 million people is:
Toronto
Vancouver
Montreal
Swift Current
Moose Jaw

Question 7:Two Canadian NHL teams that have moved to U.S. cities in recent years are:
Winnipeg Jets and Montreal Canadiens
Vancouver Canucks and Calgary Flames
Wininpeg Jets and Quebec Nordiques
Toronto Blue Jays and Montreal Expos
Saskatoon Loonies and Hamilton Hosers

Question 8:Canada and the United States share:
Each other's women
Many venereal diseases after vacation flings
condoms
The largest undefended border in the world

Question 9:Despite popular opinion, Canadians:
have running water
all of these (WOW!)
do not live in igloos
have electricity
are good in bed

Question 10:What looks best on a Canadian man?
Smile
An American woman
Eyes
Hair
His jeans

Question 11:Toronto is just two hours from what U.S. city?
Detroit
Minneapolis
Washington, DC
Buffalo
Portland

Question 12:Vancouver is just two hours from what U.S. city?
Minneapolis
Cleveland
Seattle
Pittsburgh
Anchorage

Question 13:What boxer won a gold medal for Canada at the 1988 Summer Olympics?
Mike Tyson
Lennox Lewis
Oscar De LaHoya
Rocky Balboa
Evander Holyfield

Question 14:The approximate population of Canada is:
30 million
10 million
500,000
15 million
50 million

Question 15:Before last February (HAHA), how long was it in between Canadian gold medals in Olympic hockey?
8 years
16 years
4 years
50 years
100 years

This Quiz has been designed by Misch.