Are you ready for marriage?

1

Do you dream of having a large family someday?

No way!
Never thought about it
Yes, Definitely
Ahh, Maybe

2

Do you prefer to follow or lead?

I am happy following a good leader
Eh, depends.
I am definitely the one leading.
No way I am following anybody.

3

Do you mind sharing your possessions with someone else?

I don't have any possessions
Sure no problem, what's mine is theirs
Can we each just keep our own things
Keep your hands off my stuff!

4

You want to go to horseback riding Saturday, your spouse wants to go to the Baseball game. What do you do?

Go horseback riding alone
Stay home and sulk.
Remind your spouse, that last time you did what they wanted to do, now it's their turn to do what you want.
Go with my spouse to the Baseball game.

5

Your spouse loves coffee, you can't stand the smell of it. Do you complain about his/her coffee breath or kiss them anyway?

Offer them a mint,, as you pop one yourself.
Kiss them anyway
Tell them their breath stinks and hold your nose closed.
Gag and turn away from them.

6

Your spouses new hairdo/haircut just isn't working for you. Do you tell them you hate it or find something else to compliment them on?

Say nothing at all, just laugh at them in front of your friends and family
I refuse to be seen with them until they fix that mess on top of their head.
I find something I do like and compliment them on that, not mentioning their hair.
I can't stop looking at it and frowning it's like a train-wreck, horrible and yet I can't look away

7

My money is my money, I earned it!

What's theirs is mine.
What's mine is mine, whats theirs is ours.
I am going to need a prenup
Our money is married just like we are.

8

Your spouse asks you to have a cup of tea with them, you hate tea. What do you do?

I sit at the table and watch them drink their tea, wondering how anybody in their right mind could like that crap.
Forget about it!
Make it a double mocha latte with a lemon lime twist and they've got a deal.
Have a cup of tea with them anyway, I hate tea, but I love my spouse and tea won't kill me.

9

Your spouse was supposed to pick you up from work at 3:00 but was an hour and a half late, and now they want to invite their mom over for dinner when all you want to do is collapse into your easy chair. What do you do?

Yell at them all the way home and lock yourself in your room leaving them to entertain their mother.
Sulk all the way home, and mope around the kitchen preparing a lackluster meal.
Forgive their tardiness and suggest since you are a little worn out that instead of cooking the two of you drop past the supermarket for a rotisserie chicken.
Fuss all the way home and confess that you can't stand their mother. Break out the leftover meatloaf and smile in their mother's face all evening.

10

Your spouse wants to use the spare room as an office, you want to make it a love cave for the two of you. What do you do?

Well I wanted a love cave, but forget it now, if he/she can't appreciate me.
Turn it into an office.
Turn it into a love cave.
That's my home gym!

11

You are Vegan, your spouse LOVES meat more than lions do. What do you do?

I married a murderer.
Eat meat! Gross! Lips that eat meat will never kiss mine!
Fix them healthy, leaner, smaller cuts of meat with Vegan sides, I am good cook they won't know the sides are healthy, I love them too much to prepare unhealthy meals for them.
What kind of a dummy doesn't understand meat is not healthy for them to eat?

12

You just met a great guy/gal, just one thing they have a kid, you don't want kids. What do you do?

They have a kid. Well as long as the kid doesn't live with us.
Just ignore the kid, they only come over on weekends, right?
If they are truly the one for me, I marry them and inherit a child to love! Bonus!
A kid? Long as it doesn't interfere in our plans.

13

Your spouse was married before and is a widow/widower, do you let them hang pictures of their deceased spouse or protest?

Seriously, that's creepy.
I don't want pictures of dead people on the walls. Except for my grandma Betty.
Of course they can hang pictures of their deceased spouse, the parent of their children.
That was then, this is now, they better get with it.

14

Your spouse becomes very ill for a long time. What do you do?

Patiently, see them through their illness.
Wish they would hurry up and get better, and be impatient and short with them.
Separate from them, you didn't sign on for a sick spouse.
Laugh at them, and be embarrassed to be seen with them.

15

Your spouse and your mother don't get on together. What do you do?

My mother is wonderful, if he/she would spend more time with them they would see that.
We made an agreement that no one would come between us, including in-laws, we keep our distance from them.
Leave my mother out of this.
Not like my mother, I don't like his/her mother either

16

Your kids don't like your spouse. What do you do?

My spouse and I agreed not to let anyone come between us, including our kids
My spouse should just suck it up, after all, their just kids
Well, my spouse needs to understand my kids were here first
If my kids don't like my spouse, they earned it.

17

It's your anniversary again. How do you celebrate?

I plan the most amazing weekend getaway, up in the mountains, just the two of us, a fire place, a bearskin rug, and sparkling cider.
I don't know about my spouse, but I will be out on the lake with a six pack of soda and my new fishing poles.
I'm gonna give him/her my honey do list, maybe since were off this weekend things will get done.
Is it that time again, I swear it was just our anniversary a couple years ago.

18

It's Valentine's day! How do you celebrate?

I married you didn't I, take this candy and quitchurbellyachin!
Valentine, Smalentine. Who cares?
Sneak away to an undisclosed location, just the two of us, lock the door, sprinkle the rose petals on the bed and turn down the lights!,
Dinner at our favorite drive through. Again.

19

Your spouse has gained a few pounds. What do you do?

Gain weight. I am outta here!
Roll my eyes at him/her and comment about how good looking your favorite celebrity is.
Ride them about every piece of food they put in their mouth, telling them the exact nutritional and caloric value.
Ask them to go walking with me, I want to stay healthy for him/her.

20

Do you know your spouses favorite color?

Brown, who likes brown? Yuck.
I haven't got time to worry about his/her favorite color.
Ask him/her if they know my favorite color.
Yes of course, cornflower blue!

21

Where did your spouse grow up?

Right on the corner of Idiot Lane and Moron Way.
On Dewberry Street, in the blue house in the middle of the block!
Who cares, why we gotta be some geniuses anyway?
In the stupidest city on earth. Or America or something.

22

What is your spouse's favorite icecream?

My honey is vegan so he/she eats vegan ice-cream made of brown rice, it's really tasty!
I don't know, whats the difference?
I don't know, vanilla?
We can't afford ice-cream.

23

How does your spouse need to be loved?

I married him/her, that says it all right there.
Well, my honey just loves it when I remember his/her favorite holidays with a unique gift, last year for national pirate's day, I gave them a vegan parrot cake
Yeah, whatever!
What? saying I love you isn't good enough anymore?

24

Would your spouse marry you all over again?

The question is would I marry them again?
I'm the best thing that ever happened to him/her!
Last year on our anniversary we renewed our vows and sang endless love to each-other
Absolutely, He/She can't live without me!

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Did you like this quiz?

Are you kidding who likes a quiz? Forget about it!
Yes, it was great.
No, I hated it.
Are you kidding? This quiz is lame.