Are you a sexy woman?

1

How self-confident are you?

Let's be honest here....I'm no Miss America
It depends. If someone else tells me I look good, I feel a lot better
Very. I'm hot and I know it!
Pretty decent. I generally like how I look

2

What kind of clothes do you wear? Pick the closest.

Anything to cover my gross body
I always look for certain colors and shapes that I know flatter me
Basic jeans and a T-shirt
Very little, tbh!
Whatever's clean

3

Do men like you?

Yeah, I get my fair share of dates
Only gross losers I'd never date
If honks, whistles, and bad pickup lines mean they like me, then yes
No, it doesn't really seem like it

4

How do you walk?

Umm...one foot in front of the other
I tend to sway my hips a bit
Like a man (be honest!)

5

What's your BMI? (Body Mass Index)

To calculate yours, click on the image and follow the simple instructions.

18-22
26-30
Over 30
Below 18
23-25

6

How do you feel about your weight?

I'd love to drop 3 lbs
*Sighs*
I know it's not exactly healthy
I think it's fine
I wouldn't mind getting in a bit better shape

7

What's your coloring? Pick the closest

Brown hair, brown eyes
Dark hair and skin with light eyes
Fair skin with red or blonde hair
Dark hair, medium or light skin and light eyes

8

How's your complexion?

I get the occasional zit, but my complexion's otherwise great
Um, so-so I guess. Not as good as most of my friends' skin
It looks fine - I use acne meds (or did as a teen)
Awful - I'm such a pizza face!
Very clear skin with even coloring

9

Who cuts your hair?

A skilled stylist at a nice salon
Whoever's working at Cost Cutters that day
I go to a salon for major changes, but get trims wherever

10

How did you choose your current haircut?

It's easy to style this way
I saw a picture of someone with my face shape who had this cut, and it looked flattering
I saw a picture of someone with this cut and thought it was cute
I just sort of thought of what I wanted

11

What's your hair routine?

Styled nicely when I have time, pulled back when I don't
Ponytails. Lots of ponytails
Perfectly blow dried and styled every day
It's styled the same way every day

12

How do you keep your nails?

I bite them and/or I don't do anything about my cuticles
Short and clean
Choose this if you don't clean under them regularly
Filed and occasionally painted
I have big fake nails

13

Your best friend says she's treating you to a pedicure. What's your reaction?

Ah, a few bucks saved. Nice!
Umm, OK....
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh, God, how can I get out of this?

14

Ever read fashion magazines?

Maybe if I'm bored
Never!
Oh, yeah, most of them
I read a few favorites

15

A hottie on the other side of the room is giving you a flirty glare. You:

Saunter over to him and sexily whisper, "Hey, cowboy" in his ear
Wink, then turn back to my friends
Smile nervously
Silently freak out and hope he comes over to me to say hi
Turn around to see if there's a pretty girl behind me or something

16

Girl's night out clubbing. What kind of shoes are you wearing?

Sexy stilettos or high-heeled boots
Trendy new wedges or flats
Sneakers or sandals
Boots...not the kind with heels

17

What kind of underwear do you usually wear?

Briefs. White ones
Boy shorts - cute and fun
Bikini panties
Thongs - I hate VPL!

18

Most days, your bra is a:

T-shirt bra
A push up
Sport bra. They're more comfortable
A lacy demi-cup

19

Which is closest to your daily makeup routine?

The basics, plus eyeliner and shadow
I don't wear makeup
Full foundation, blush, eyeliner, bronzer, shadow, lipstick, etc.
The basics: concealer, powder, mascara, lip gloss

20

How about makeup for a nice evening out?

Powder, lip gloss and mascara
I don't wear any
The full routine...foundation, eyeliner, lipstick, etc.

21

Which of the following hair techniques are you capable of doing (skillfully) on yourself?

-Curling iron
-Hot rollers
-French braid
-Simple updo
-Blow drying to straighten
-Blow drying to add volume
-Using a straightener
-Using a crimper
-Dyeing all-over color
-Dyeing just roots
-Doing highlights
-Trimming bangs

I can do five or fewer
All those, except three or four
About half of them
All of those listed
All those, except one or two

22

An outfit should show off...

One thing: boobs or legs or stomach, but not all of them
Nothing... I feel that I'm hideous
Nothing... I'm beyond modest
My whole body

23

You have to admit, your ex's new girlfriend is:

More into him than I was
Not as cute as I figured she would be
A bit cuter than I am
Very friendly
Very different from me in many ways

24

How far on a first date?

A kiss would be fine
All the way, baby. In fact, you can even (whispers shocking and uncommon sex trick into date's ear)
Depends on what I thought of him
I haven't had a date in years
Whatever he wants...I can't risk running him off

25

You just had a great first date. When do you get to the sex part?

We already did it on the first date, remember?
After marriage, of course
Date three, as per Cosmo rules
I don't know - he didn't seem very attracted to me
When we both feel comfortable

26

Lights on or off?

On...I look hot naked!
Off! Off!
It doesn't really matter

27

Your favorite position is:

Me on top
Doggy-style
Missionary
Whatever I flip to in the Kama Sutra tonight!
Whatever hides my belly rolls

28

You're being set up on a blind date. What did your friends tell the guy about you?

I have a great ass
I have a great personality
I am desperate for a man
I have a great smile

29

You've read more than your fair share of:

Sci-fi
Fan fiction
Romance novels
Porn stories

30

OK, worst case scenario. You have to be a hooker to survive, feed your child - whatever. You have lots of regular customers. Why?

I know lots of good tricks
I'm sweet and friendly
I'm cheap
I'm beautiful
I have all my teeth

31

Tell me about your boobs.

They're medium-sized, and in perfect proportion to my waist, giving me that hourglass look
They are disproportionately large or small
They're large, but still perky
They're saggy

32

Will you age well?

I hope so!
Yes, my mom looks great!
Not if you judge by my mom

33

Is your face symmetrical?

No
Yes
Mostly

34

You look best in:

A curve-hugging dress
I'm not sure
Tight slacks or jeans and a flattering blouse
A baggy sweater

35

You've been awarded one free plastic surgery. What do you go for?

A boob job -- reduction or implants
Lipo, baby
A nose job, or other face-altering procedure
I'd have something lifted
Butt implants

36

When you were a child, you:

Were a bit off-looking
Had the cutest smile
Were already pretty overweight
Had pretty eyes
Had beautiful hair

37

If you were a lesbian, would you be attracted to yourself?

Oh, yeah! If only I had a twin!
Maybe - it's hard to guess
Probably. I am pretty cute
Eww, are you kidding?
No, but only because I'm not my type, physically

38

Your weight:

Is like a yo-yo
Is consistently a bit lower than I'd prefer
Is consistently a couple of pounds higher than I'd prefer
Is consistently at my ideal mark
Is consistently much higher than I'd prefer (20 lbs+)

39

Your high school sweetheart was:

The captain of the football team type
The so-talented-in-everything-it's-sickening type
The shy artistic type
The valedictorian type
The doesn't-shower-that-often type

Comments (24)

Me (32592)

12 hours ago

Blah blah blah I'm a sexy female, like EVERYONE tells me! One time I was taking a walk, and this kid (maybe around 13-15) yells at me: BLESS YOUR TITS! BLESS YOUR TITS, GIRL!
Life.

lexi (28515)

46 days ago

😘😘💕💕🥰🥰

So are you a sexy female? You are definitely above average, and very desirable! In my opinion. That said, attitude is everything. If you're snooty to others about yourself, that will pretty much cancel out your hotness. bruh I've kissed 45+ been on well over 50 dates and have had 65+ boyfriends and 20+ ex boyfriends. I'm definitely very attractive and btw I'm very sexy😘

Badd (42213)

69 days ago

This is weird. Not sexy weird but seriously... I do not do plastic surgery. And most of all, Please don't promote it

lani (53946)

119 days ago

Are You Sexy? (For Women)
So are you a sexy female? You are definitely above average, and very desirable! In my opinion. That said, attitude is everything. If you're snooty to others about yourself, that will pretty much cancel out your hotness.
yah duh. i have 13 boyfriends and 7 ex boyfriends. Kissed 30+ and very attrative

Hazel (57177)

122 days ago

So are you a sexy female? In my opinion, you seem like the average girl-next-door type. A miniskirt and a bit more confidence would do you wonders. Fake it till you make it! First get the skirt, then the confidence will come! If your parents wouldn't allow you to wear that, then find a really flattering pair of jeans or pants to rock.

H u m a n (78773)

132 days ago

I hate this quiz I AM a lesbian and just because I hate fashion and makeup doesn't mean I'm not pretty! I also hate skirts, dresses and crop tops

Ok (22912)

149 days ago

Every time I do these type of tests I get the sexy body type but now I look at these comments I'm thinking that all of them just tell you that no matter what answer you give it anyone is the same

Katniss (19803)

156 days ago

Ash (40948)

157 days ago

Me, a lesbian, seeing all of the boy references and "if you were a lesbian":
-_-
please be more considerate of people next time

Maggie (38348)

It said You're hotter than the sun, baby! (Use it for complete good!)

That I WILL doooooo!

Gracie (58758)

164 days ago

I got seriously hot and sexy... as a 23 year old woman with sexy 🐤 and a slim waist I already new I had what it takes

Jessica (35857)

170 days ago

I pretty much got the answer that said, "you are a basic 🐤"

Lola (35856)

171 days ago

polly (72331)

200 days ago

same i lez to i was like thats meeeeeeeeeeeeeee lol

Brianna (24555)

204 days ago

Me being a lesbian "If you were a lesbian" .....oh

Squibs (98820)

220 days ago

So are you a sexy female? Girl, you are hotter than Angelina Jolie! (Hopefully nicer, though. Stealing other girls' men will only bring bad karma. Not sexy.) You've got sexy down pat, in my estimation. Use it for good, OK? How you act still matters when you look amazing. In fact, it matters more. People who are envious of you tend to look for more things to criticize about you.

lily (20233)

229 days ago

No (40271)

231 days ago

Thi is vey disturbing and inappropriate example: what kind of underwear do you wear? Ewwwww! Like why?

Nope (47834)

232 days ago

Ummmm very disturbing

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