Are you a "crazy" girl?

1

When you're out by yourself and meet a guy that you're instantly attracted to, what do you do?

Whisper to him that you aren't wearing any panties.
Flirt mercilessly. Give him your phone number.
Smile, blush, and wait for him to ask for your phone number.
Whip out pictures of your "babies." (your three cats)

2

You come to a red light and realize you're behind your ex -who you're not over- and see an unknown blonde in the car with him. What is your reaction?

Pull up next to them, windows down, and pretend to be on your phone with a guy.
Drive past them without looking over, after making sure you look hot.
Burst into tears: "Why did he leave me?"
Honk and wave with a big goofy smile on your face.

3

While at your new guy's house you see your best friend's name and number scribbled on a sheet of paper. What do you do?

Flip out and accuse him of cheating.
What do you care? You trust both of them.
Say nothing, but call her later to see why he had her number.
Non chalantly bring it up.

4

A hottie moves into your neighborhood and you don't know how to break the ice with him. What do you do?

Invite him to your party tomorrow night. Realize there is no party, then call all your friends to set one up.
Toss your dog over the fence into his yard, knock on his door and say she "jumped over..."
Take him a batch of your famous snicker doodles.
Go jogging past his house while he's unpacking the moving van. Stop to chat.

5

The hot guy at work heavily makes out with you in the supply closet. The next day he confesses he has a girlfriend and doesn't want to pursue anything with you. Your thoughts on this:

Oh, well. Now I have something to fuel my fantasies.
What a jerk...
Maybe I can convince him it's ME he wants. Hee hee hee...
Oh my God! He used me! I feel so violated!

6

Your'e in the dark, making out with this guy for the first time and he goes in to cop a feel. This is your reaction:

Remembering you're wearing "chicken cutlets," you stick your hand in your bra and try to discreetly remove them and stuff them in the couch cushions.
You think, "Ooh...that feels nice..."
Pin him to the couch, take off his shirt and thrash your hair around on his chest.

7

You can't get the new guy at work out of your head. Your plan to get to know him better consists of:

Google-ing him and cross referencing all the results.
Asking if he'd like to join you and your coworker friends for drinks later.
Ask for a ride home. (Never mind that your car will be stuck at your job. If all goes well, he'll be there to take you in the morning...)

8

Have you ever kept a completely useless item just because the (unknowing)object of your affection touched it? (examples: the piece of gum he offered you, or the hair you pulled of his shirt)

yes
no
yeah, but it doesn't mean I'm crazy!

9

Assuming you're not in high school and you're single, have you doodled your "married" name? (Writing "Mrs. Mary McElroy" when your name is really Miss Mary Patterson)

Who hasn't done that?
No, I'm not a dork.
Embarrassed to admit it, but yes.

10

You overheard that sexy guy at work say his address. You jot it down and:

Later throw it out. What are you going to do with it?
Slip the paper into your purse so you can stare at it later and think of how cool his bachelor pad must be.
Put it in your address book. One of these days when he calls in sick, you'll suprise him with soup!
Go to Yahoo maps and get directions, being sure to only drive by at 3 am when you're certain he's asleep.

11

After a few hot -sexless- nights with Brad you decide to spice things up by:

displaying romantic candles, rose petals, and a bottle of wine.
renting a porno called "Lesbian Catholic School Girls Gone Wild."
arriving at his apartment wearing only high heels, a trench coat, and a smile.
purchasing a soft-core flick and wearing a white silk night gown.

12

After a recent breakup you decide you need to pour your heart out.

Write an emotional poem in your journal.
Write an emotional poem and mail it to the guy that dumped you.
You go to your best friend's house, cry and eat ice cream.

13

While at a night club a guy buys you a few drinks and spends the evening talking to you. He gives you his number. The next day you call him, but get the machine. At the end of the week you still haven't heard from him. This is probably why:

You feel should have waited longer to call him.
You forgot to leave your number. So you called 3 more times to make sure he got it.
You repeatedly called and hung up before the machine could get it, not realizing he has caller i.d.

14

A group of your friends goes out to the club. The guy you're hot for asks you to hold his phone for a moment when he heads to the bar. What do you do?

It's a picture phone so you capture the moment and make a kissy face for the camera.
Nothing. You sit and hold his phone.
Browse through his directory. Curiosity is a powerful thing.
Add your name to his contacts. Tell him so, with a playful wink, when he comes back.

15

Your boyfriend of 2 months says he can't take you to the new Hugh Grant movie- he has to work late.

You skip the movie to sneakily circle his work parking lot trying to see him in the window.
No biggy - you call your sister to go with you instead.
You call his coworker friend, to see if he's really at work.

16

Are you guilty of hiking up your thong so it was clearly visible as a treat for an unrequited crush? ("Maybe if he sees this he'll want me...")

Um, yes. It's embarrassing...
No. That's weird.
Yeah, so what?

17

Complete this sentence:
"I'm ashamed to say it but..."

When I saw his shirt in the break room, I smelled it- one of those deep inhaling sniffs...
I purposely order a drink I hate when we're out in a group because I know he drinks it.
I went to a movie last week just because I knew he'd be there with his friends.
I prank called him at 2am just to hear his "sleepy" voice.

18

Without him asking you to, have you ever checked his messages or e-mail?

Of course not.
Yes, don't even ask me how I got his password...
Yes, but it was an accident, I swear!

19

Have you ever pretended your pillow was that boy you want?

Eww....
It's good practice for when he asks me to marry him.
Only so I could snuggle him while I was sleeping.

20

Have you ever had no-strings-attached sex with a guy, but then obsessed over what it meant to him?

NO, I've never had a relationship like that.
I'm a girl- of course I obsessed over it!
Why would I worry? Having a f**k buddy is great.

21

You were invited to a party at your secret crush's apartment and secretly stole something of his. What was it?

I took his student I.D. so I could have a picture of him.
I just took a beverage napkin as a souvenir.
A pair of boxers from his bathroom floor...What? I washed them!
I took his cell phone bill. Is he the one who keeps calling and hanging up?

22

You overheard him quoting a movie with his buddies and decided to rent it so you could join in next time. What movie was it?

Debbie Does Dallas
Office Space
Star Trek IV

23

"It's just you and me closing tonight," he says when you get to work. You think:

As soon as we lock the doors tonight, I'm getting naked.
I'll ask him for a ride home.
I'm going to "forget" how to close down the register so he'll have to give me a "lesson."
He wants me!

24

The reason you know his middle name is "Deidrich:"

You peeked over his shoulder at his driver's license.
You're friends with his sister and she's a talker.
Your Yahoo search told you.

25

You see your ex-boyfriend on a weekly basis. Why is that?

Now that you have got a killer tan and a new haircut, you have signed up for his book club.
Unfortunately you work together.
The grocery store in your neighborhood doesn't carry chocolate-cherry-almond-diet-fat free-no sodium-cookies. A staple in any girl's diet.

26

You know that the scar on that dreamy bartender's elbow is from when a dog attacked him as a boy. Why do you know that?

You looked up his medical records.
You asked, he told.
You pretended not to be listening when he told his story to the busty blonde next to you.

27

At a restaurant, you see a hot guy. You have the waiter send him this:

six plates of curly fries and a map to your apartment
a slice of turtle cheesecake and your phone number
another round of drinks

28

You're convinced your crush thinks you are crazy. It's probably because:

You asked him how "Dover" is doing, and he realized he never told you about his dog.
He caught you picking your nose.
You say "Bye! Call me!" at the end of every encounter, but he doesn't have your number.

29

You took this quiz because:

You're bored.
You wonder if others behave the way you do.
Your ex told you you're "loony."

30

If this quiz determines you to be crazy, what will you do?

Make up my own quiz to prove you wrong!
Check into a facility for emotionally fragile single women.
Go on with my life, I've got delusional obsessing to do.
Eat a tub of ice cream and call my ex-boyfriend and cry to him at 1am.

Comments (7)

Caskis (41360)

19 days ago

Hi my names caskis now 8m a tomboy and my sister is a total physco (I’m a girl) and this is all about bra*ty stuff and sl*ty stuff and I just wnat to know if I’m a tomboy and physco cause I’m good at fighting and I like sports ;-;

praveen (82146)

136 days ago

ok turns out one of these was wrong

guys im not crazy or a girl

Alienfreak#1 (01654)

283 days ago

You are an oddball! HAHA NO KIDDING!

Dr. SQUID (38744)

461 days ago

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

I'm crazy
not in a gross way
I'm just weird
yippie
great quiz tho! and the "he caught you picking your nose" slide was hilarious by the way, I about died

Have a KitKat (98328)

851 days ago

This quiz is all about sl*tty behaviour....what if I don't do🚔and stuff? This quiz doesn't make sense. Sorry :/

Alexies (30309)

1822 days ago

I like this boy in my class but I don't know what to say

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