Are You Bi? Funny Quiz

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These yes/no questions were inspired by a great, funny book called, "THE BISEXUAL'S GUIDE TO THE UNIVERSE: Quips, Tips & Lists for Those Who Go Both Ways" by Mike Szymanski and Nicole Kristal. Have a laugh or two while you're finding out whether or not you're bisexual!

  • 1
    You feel unfulfilled spending time in just the gay scene or just the straight scene.
    You feel unfulfilled spending time in just the gay scene or just the straight scene.
  • 2
    You admire someone from the back. They turn out to be a different gender than you expected. Agh! But guess what? You don't even mind!
    You admire someone from the back. They turn out to be a different gender than you expected. Agh! But guess what? You don't even mind!
  • 3
    You've defended or made excuses for bisexual celebrities who see spaceships, do drugs until they're arrested, or wear vials of blood around their necks.
    You've defended or made excuses for bisexual celebrities who see spaceships, do drugs until they're arrested, or wear vials of blood around

  • 4
    You enjoy watching both men and women during sex scenes in movies.
    You enjoy watching both men and women during sex scenes in movies.
  • 5
    You've been naked with two or more people at a time and liked it.
    You've been naked with two or more people at a time and liked it.
  • 6
    You follow all the sex scandals in the news involving outed politicians, then yell at the screen when they declare themselves gay despite their wives and children.
    You follow all the sex scandals in the news involving outed politicians, then yell at the screen when they declare themselves gay despite their wives

  • 7
    When you masturbate, both men and women pop into your fantasies.
    When you masturbate, both men and women pop into your fantasies.
  • 8
    You get depressed when you don't have any bisexual or gay friends.
    You get depressed when you don't have any bisexual or gay friends.
  • 9
    You went to the midnight showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show more than three times in college.
    You went to the midnight showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show more than three times in college.
  • 10
    You've rented or purchased a gay or bi porno and felt turned on despite the fake boobs, abnormally large erections, and creepy people.
    You've rented or purchased a gay or bi porno and felt turned on despite the fake boobs, abnormally large erections, and creepy people.

  • 11
    You spell women with a y or girl with extra "r" s, or know someone who does.
    You spell women with a y or girl with extra "r" s, or know someone who does.
  • 12
    You don't care whether Gia labeled herself a lesbian or a bisexual, just that Angelina played her in the movie, which you own.
    You don't care whether Gia labeled herself a lesbian or a bisexual, just that Angelina played her in the movie, which you own.
  • 13
    You think the word polyamory sounds practical, not offensive.
    You think the word polyamory sounds practical, not offensive.
  • 14
    You never bought that the character Jenny on "The L Word" was gay.
    You never bought that the character Jenny on "The L Word" was gay.
  • 15
    You enjoy hugging your same-sex friends WAY more than you probably should at times.
    You enjoy hugging your same-sex friends WAY more than you probably should at times.
  • 16
    You started watching The O.C., Six Feet Under and Buffy the Vampire Slayer box sets because you heard characters had gone bi, but upon watching, lamented how all of them said they were gay or "experimenting."
    You started watching The O.C., Six Feet Under and Buffy the Vampire Slayer box sets because you heard characters had gone bi, but upon watching, lamen

  • 17
    You read all of Anne Rice's books until 2005, when she declared herself born-again, blaming her flagrantly bisexual novels on spiritual unrest.
    You read all of Anne Rice's books until 2005, when she declared herself born-again, blaming her flagrantly bisexual novels on spiritual unrest.
  • 18
    You watch bad foreign and straight-to-video films because the back of the box boasts of love triangles.
    You watch bad foreign and straight-to-video films because the back of the box boasts of love triangles.
  • 19
    You argued with all your friends about how 2005's Brokeback Mountain wasn't a gay cowboy movie, but a love story about two extremely hot bisexuals.
    You argued with all your friends about how 2005's Brokeback Mountain wasn't a gay cowboy movie, but a love story about two extremely hot bis
  • 20
    You tell your friends you're dating somebody, and they have to ask what gender the person is.
    You tell your friends you're dating somebody, and they have to ask what gender the person is.

Comments (14)

autorenew

14 days ago
apparently im too "mainstream" to be bi. c o n f u s i o n
14 days ago
these questions are hella outdated im not STRAIGHT I'm just not old lol
24 days ago
This feels like it was made by a cis straight person
48 days ago
most of these questions are too vague and too out-dated. i dont care about majority of these celebrates.
780 days ago
I mean I think I'm bi or I think I am just bi-curious just to see wat it feels like to date a girl
870 days ago
i know I’m bi, I was just taking this quiz for fun...it said I was too “mainstream” but I don’t even know what any of those movies are!!!
871 days ago
I knew I was interested in men, I just didn’t know if I still liked girls. The test made 0 sense and was retarded. If you take this test or ‘try’ to take it then you are most likely bisexual.
892 days ago
Um I already knew I was bi I just tool this for fun and I have no clue what any of these movies are so..,yeah
970 days ago
Ummm...... 100% pure?
1022 days ago
i think we all were already bi before taking this quiz. what was the point lmfao
1106 days ago
I know im bi but apperantly im to "mainstream" to be bi i dont even know half of these movies
1168 days ago
Sorry, But I Know For A Fact I'm Bi I Was Just Doing This For Fun, But I Don't Know What Over Half Of The Books And Movies Are!
1198 days ago
.. but will say .. IF we are taking this quiz... we ARE bisexual...lol
1753 days ago
Bisexuals are not any more polyamorous than heterosexuals.
Do you learn about bisexuality from a movie?