Are You Bi? Funny Quiz

These yes/no questions were inspired by a great, funny book called, "THE BISEXUAL'S GUIDE TO THE UNIVERSE: Quips, Tips & Lists for Those Who Go Both Ways" by Mike Szymanski and Nicole Kristal. Have a laugh or two while you're finding out whether or not you're bisexual!

  • 1
    You feel unfulfilled spending time in just the gay scene or just the straight scene.
    You feel unfulfilled spending time in just the gay scene or just the straight scene.
  • 2
    You admire someone from the back. They turn out to be a different gender than you expected. Agh! But guess what? You don't even mind!
    You admire someone from the back. They turn out to be a different gender than you expected. Agh! But guess what? You don't even mind!
  • 3
    You've defended or made excuses for bisexual celebrities who see spaceships, do drugs until they're arrested, or wear vials of blood around their necks.
    You've defended or made excuses for bisexual celebrities who see spaceships, do drugs until they're arrested, or wear vials of blood around
  • 4
    You enjoy watching both men and women during sex scenes in movies.
    You enjoy watching both men and women during sex scenes in movies.
  • 5
    You've been naked with two or more people at a time and liked it.
    You've been naked with two or more people at a time and liked it.
  • 6
    You follow all the sex scandals in the news involving outed politicians, then yell at the screen when they declare themselves gay despite their wives and children.
    You follow all the sex scandals in the news involving outed politicians, then yell at the screen when they declare themselves gay despite their wives
  • 7
    When you masturbate, both men and women pop into your fantasies.
    When you masturbate, both men and women pop into your fantasies.
  • 8
    You get depressed when you don't have any bisexual or gay friends.
    You get depressed when you don't have any bisexual or gay friends.
  • 9
    You went to the midnight showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show more than three times in college.
    You went to the midnight showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show more than three times in college.
  • 10
    You've rented or purchased a gay or bi porno and felt turned on despite the fake boobs, abnormally large erections, and creepy people.
    You've rented or purchased a gay or bi porno and felt turned on despite the fake boobs, abnormally large erections, and creepy people.
  • 11
    You spell women with a y or girl with extra "r" s, or know someone who does.
    You spell women with a y or girl with extra "r" s, or know someone who does.
  • 12
    You don't care whether Gia labeled herself a lesbian or a bisexual, just that Angelina played her in the movie, which you own.
    You don't care whether Gia labeled herself a lesbian or a bisexual, just that Angelina played her in the movie, which you own.
  • 13
    You think the word polyamory sounds practical, not offensive.
    You think the word polyamory sounds practical, not offensive.
  • 14
    You never bought that the character Jenny on "The L Word" was gay.
    You never bought that the character Jenny on "The L Word" was gay.
  • 15
    You enjoy hugging your same-sex friends WAY more than you probably should at times.
    You enjoy hugging your same-sex friends WAY more than you probably should at times.
  • 16
    You started watching The O.C., Six Feet Under and Buffy the Vampire Slayer box sets because you heard characters had gone bi, but upon watching, lamented how all of them said they were gay or "experimenting."
    You started watching The O.C., Six Feet Under and Buffy the Vampire Slayer box sets because you heard characters had gone bi, but upon watching, lamen
  • 17
    You read all of Anne Rice's books until 2005, when she declared herself born-again, blaming her flagrantly bisexual novels on spiritual unrest.
    You read all of Anne Rice's books until 2005, when she declared herself born-again, blaming her flagrantly bisexual novels on spiritual unrest.
  • 18
    You watch bad foreign and straight-to-video films because the back of the box boasts of love triangles.
    You watch bad foreign and straight-to-video films because the back of the box boasts of love triangles.
  • 19
    You argued with all your friends about how 2005's Brokeback Mountain wasn't a gay cowboy movie, but a love story about two extremely hot bisexuals.
    You argued with all your friends about how 2005's Brokeback Mountain wasn't a gay cowboy movie, but a love story about two extremely hot bis
  • 20
    You tell your friends you're dating somebody, and they have to ask what gender the person is.
    You tell your friends you're dating somebody, and they have to ask what gender the person is.

Comments (19)

autorenew

144 days ago
not knowing all these movies makes me straight, nice
i wont ever watch em lol
internalized homophobia/biphobia
yk i only think of gurls rly
but in those thoughts i am a guy or sth like 🍦
I DONT UNDERSTANDDDDDD
570 days ago
You're the ultimate bisexual! What does that mean? You can enjoy the best of both sexual worlds. And while not everyone will understand, you'll be having fun and not caring what they think, right? Just be careful. You don't know where all those hotties might have been before!
575 days ago
"You're just too straight "

Not me over here crushing on 2 people of different genders
666 days ago
im just to young
687 days ago
I just don't know any of the celebrities or watched these shows/movies lol.
811 days ago
apparently im too "mainstream" to be bi. c o n f u s i o n
811 days ago
these questions are hella outdated im not STRAIGHT I'm just not old lol
821 days ago
This feels like it was made by a cis straight person
845 days ago
most of these questions are too vague and too out-dated. i dont care about majority of these celebrates.
1577 days ago
I mean I think I'm bi or I think I am just bi-curious just to see wat it feels like to date a girl
1668 days ago
i know I’m bi, I was just taking this quiz for fun...it said I was too “mainstream” but I don’t even know what any of those movies are!!!
1668 days ago
I knew I was interested in men, I just didn’t know if I still liked girls. The test made 0 sense and was retarded. If you take this test or ‘try’ to take it then you are most likely bisexual.
1689 days ago
Um I already knew I was bi I just tool this for fun and I have no clue what any of these movies are so..,yeah
1767 days ago
Ummm...... 100% pure?
1819 days ago
i think we all were already bi before taking this quiz. what was the point lmfao
1903 days ago
I know im bi but apperantly im to "mainstream" to be bi i dont even know half of these movies
1965 days ago
Sorry, But I Know For A Fact I'm Bi I Was Just Doing This For Fun, But I Don't Know What Over Half Of The Books And Movies Are!
1995 days ago
.. but will say .. IF we are taking this quiz... we ARE bisexual...lol
2550 days ago
Bisexuals are not any more polyamorous than heterosexuals.
Do you learn about bisexuality from a movie?