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What nickname would Sawyer give you?

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Freckles, Sticks, Doc, VH1, Lardo. The nicknames Sawyer gives out to the other castaways range from slightly complimentary to snarky to just downright rude. But the question still remains: if you were stranded on the island, what would he call YOU?

1

Oh my God! Your plane just crashed on an uncharted island! You are standing amidst the wreckage, surrounded by other screaming passengers, so naturally you are

Wandering around in confusion
Trying to comfort injured passengers any way you can
Crying
Trying to get cell phone reception so you can call for help
Screaming at the top of your lungs!

2

It's your third day on the island, and by now you are

Picking pretty flowers from the jungle and climbing trees
Sulking
Getting to know quite a few people and trying to make friends and help out. Who knows how long you'll be here?
Crying
Tanning

3

You get a terrible headache one day and are in desperate need of some aspirin. Unfortunately (and obviously) Sawyer has the monopoly on that market. You ask him for some, to which he creatively and sarcastically responds with a resounding "No." Your reaction?

You sit down next to him and poke him in the side every few seconds saying, "Please? Please? I can do this all day. Please?"
You roll your eyes and ask how a hick somehow managed to come to power
You curse him out and stomp away.
You forgot what you came to ask him anyway. He took waaaayyy too long to respond, and your attention span isn't that great.
You cry.

4

You are walking along the beach one day when you hear that tell-tale southern drawl shout something at you. You aren't quite sure what he said, but you have an inkling it wasn't too nice. What do you do?

Look around, but can't quite figure out who was talking to you.
Cry.
Blow a kiss and say, "Thanks, sweetheart!"
Give him the finger. Then stomp away.
Pull down your sunglasses and act like he's just an annoying fan. It's really the only way to deal with him.

5

Sawyer beat up Boone, and he won't give Shannon her inhalers! You

Wait, who's Shannon?
Give Shannon a pedicure to comfort her and trash talk Sawyer the whole time.
Cry.
Kindly ask him what in the hell his problem is, then try to convince him to help. When he won't, follow him around "secretively" hoping to find the inhalers.
Punch him!

6

Sawyer kissed Kate!

Oh, I'm tearing up again!
Why does he do that? Even he must realize how perfect Kate and Jack are for each other!
I kissed someone in a forest once, too. Whoa, that's crazy!
Great, now she probably has oral herpes or something.
I can't WAIT to tell EVERYONE!

7

There he is reading that letter again. What about that?

I need to read that letter! I know everyone is dying to know what it says, and I am the one to deliver the news!
He always looks so sad when he reads that. Maybe I'll try talking to him one more time.
I love getting mail! But I wonder how the mailman keeps finding him on this island?
He looks so sad. I wonder if it's from someone back home. Home...where I will never be again...*cries*
I am going to take that letter from him when he's asleep and burn it!

8

He says he's a "complex guy, sweetheart." You say

"I'm so sure."
"I lived in duplex in LA..."
"Oh shut up you ignorant hillbilly. Can you even spell complex?"
"I noticed." Then smile sunny at him. He's almost starting to laugh when you do that.
*sniffle*

9

You've noticed him reading Watership Down lately. Your response?

Where did he get that, and where there any Vogues or Cosmos nearby?
"That book always makes me cry!" And then you do.
You sit down next to him and say, "Good book, huh? Ever read (insert your favorite book here)?"
I'm going to burn that too!
Isn't that about bunnies? I love bunnies!

10

Your most noticeable physical characteristic is your

Freckles
Tan
Strange style of dress
Tear-filled eyes
Blonde hair

11

Before you crashed on the island, you where a

Yoga Instructor
Parole Officer
College Senior
Kindergarten Teacher
Aspiring Actress/Singer/Model

12

So why exactly do you keep talking to Sawyer?

I don't know, seeing as he makes me cry every time!
I DON'T! He keeps bothering ME!
Because he's a hot gossip topic!
Because he's a mystery wrapped in an enigma. Plus it's fun to watch him try not to smile. And when he does smile he has the cutest dimples. (And then he does the trying-not-to-smile thing when you point that out!)
Sawyer? Like Tom Sawyer?

13

You notice Sawyer standing alone in the jungle, looking, strangely enough, rather upset. You

Cry.
Walk over and stand next to him. Anything you say will make him leave, but at least he knows someone cares about him.
Rush away to tell everyone what you saw!
Throw a rock at him!
Hand him a flower and wander away.

14

You are injured one day in the jungle, but much to your surprise, Sawyer is the one to help you back to Jack for medical attention. You

Snap that it isn't as bad as it looks.
Cry.
Smile at him and say, "Thanks." Hey, was that a real smile just then? Where's my camera?
Bite him!
Can't remember how you got anywhere or what happened.

15

During your daily banter, Sawyer makes comment about his past life and his ability to make women fall in love with him. Your reply?

Cry.
You didn't hear him, you were too busy watching the pretty waves.
"Really? Tell me more." Suddenly he's pretty fascinating...and you know Shannon will think so.
Kick him in the shins and run away! Oh god, was he just hitting on me? *shudder*
"Oh really?" *eyebrow raise* "Care to make a wager on that, cowboy?"

Comments (2)

woodstock apparently (49864)

727 days ago

I got woodstock pogchamp

BoomTurtleGirl!!! (21363)

1677 days ago

I'm Sunshine!!!!!!!!!!! ☀️

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