Which Dilbert Character Are You?

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Everyone on Earth is simply a Dilbert character dressed up as some guy named Bill, Bob, or Susan. (If you didn't know this before, consider yourself informed.) Sure, you know that unproductive Wally, two cubicles down, doing nothing except loudly sipping coffee, clipping his toenails and napping. Have you ever wondered which Dilbert character you're the most like? Maybe you are wondering now, since you opened this quiz and I put the idea in your mind! Find out now which of Scott Adams' relatable comic strip creations you are!

  • 1
    On the subject of incompetent weasels...
    On the subject of incompetent weasels...
  • 2
    Which of these random phrases best describes you?
    Which of these random phrases best describes you?
  • 3
    Why do you think the Earth was created?
    Why do you think the Earth was created?

  • 4
    More random phrases. Pick the one that best describes you.
    More random phrases. Pick the one that best describes you.
  • 5
    Which phrase best describes what you were thinking about most of yesterday?
    Which phrase best describes what you were thinking about most of yesterday?
  • 6
    Size? Gender? Species?
    Size? Gender? Species?

  • 7
    Which of these dreams are the most like yours?
    Which of these dreams are the most like yours?
  • 8
    Pick the answer that best describes what you are thinking right now.
    Pick the answer that best describes what you are thinking right now.
  • 9
    Pick the phrase that best describes you.
    Pick the phrase that best describes you.
  • 10
    Which Dilbert character do you believe you are most like?
    Which Dilbert character do you believe you are most like?

Comments (1)

autorenew

475 days ago
I AM DOGBERT THE SUPREME SYCHOPATH! BOW TO ME, PUNY INCOMPITENT WEASELS!