What kind of wizard are you?

15 Questions - Developed by: - Updated on: 2014-06-15 - 19,856 taken - User Rating: 3.4 of 5 - 5 votes - 3 people like it

Assuming you are in fact a wizard. If you're just a normal human, go away. Nobody loves you.

So if you are a wizard, this test should help you find out what type of wizard you are...

1

Where do you live?

A normal house in the suburbs or the city
A hut in the woods
An ebony fortress in the heart of Mordor
A proper wizard tower on a mountain or something
A temple or shrine

2

Which spell would you use?

The firey fireball spell
What is a spell?
The spell o' dismemberment
The healing spell of health
The wimpy spell of bird summoning

3

What is your hobby?

Turning people into ants and crushing them
Taking online tests
Turning lead into gold
Helping short people throw rings into volcanoes
Praying to the moon or some other weird spiritual crap

4

What clothes do you wear?

Black capes and spiky crowns
A blue robe and a pointed hat
A simple brown cloak
White robes and/or weird jewelry
T-shirts and jeans

5

Who do you normally associate with?

I'm an antisocial loner whose only friends are people on the internet who I've never met
People who are wandering through the woods, forest animals
Hobbits, dwarves, other medieval-themed tock characters
My orc minions and other hideous, stinking creatures
Priests or clerics

6

You see a person in stuck in quicksand. What do you do?

I call upon my forest friends to save them
I throw some fire ants and hornets into the quicksand and laugh
I cast a spell of protection on them
I lift them out with magic
I call 911 and try to pull them out

7

What would you like to accomplish in life?

I want to find the philosipher's stone!
My goal is to take over the world and murder all who oppose me!
I want to live a simple life of quiet meditation and solitude
I would like to live in peace help out the occasional traveler
I want to win the lottery and never have to get a job

8

What is your favorite color?

Red or black
I love all colors equally, man
Green
Blue
White

9

What is your favorite animal?

Black cats
I love all of the world's creatures
Birds and squirrels
Vicious dragons
Platypus

10

Who do you look up to?

Gandalf
Nicolas Flanel
Sauron
The White Mage from Final Fantasy
Vladimir Putin

11

What type of magic are you best at?

Elemental magic
Offensive/defensive magic
Healing magic
Dark magick
Magic Johnson

12

What is your worst fear?

Those who wish to disrupt the balance of the universe
Spiders
Angry townsfolk
Hobbits
Greedy thieves

13

What genre are you from?

Tolkien ripoff (again)
FFIII
Reality
Tolkien ripoff
Old legends

14

What is your favorite food?

I do not require food, I survive off of the life energy of all things
Roast puppies and Bunny kabobs
A steaming roast
Berries
Chips

15

Are you a wizard, Harry?

Yes
Have you been smoking something?
Yes
Yes
Yes

Comments (3)

#Wolfie (79309)

1621 days ago

AVADA KEDAVRA CRUCIO IMPERO!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha now die harry pooper

super wizard (32969)

2174 days ago

im a wizard in disguise I do spells but I wear normal clothes and live in a regular place.

Pratyush (09380)

2338 days ago

I am a forest wizard.Cbut i am a normal human.

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