The REAL Sorting Hat!
Oh you may not think me pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.
So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!
For 42% you are: Ah! Yes! I have the perfect house for you, my dear! You'd make a perfect . . . RAVENCLAW! Yes, that house is definitely for you with your brains and studious attitude! But a word to the wise: don't get too caught up in books and paper. Unwind once in a while, have some fun! Play in the sun with your friends for a while!
23% of 18102 quiz participants had this profile! Profile A
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For 25% you are: Hmmm... let's see.... You're smart I see, but I don't think you'd do for Ravenclaw. And you wouldn't make the best Slytherin, no offence. Oh! I've got it! Welcome to . . . HUFFLEPUFF! Loyal, fair, and caring you are certainly one of Helga's! But a bit of advice, be careful where you lay your trust, because it could prove to be the last thing you ever do. Take Lily and James Potter, for example. . . Poor people! Well, the things might not get that bad, but you will end up getting badly humiliated if you're not careful! Profile B
Or even this one:
For 25% you are: I sense intelligence in you, and loyalty, too. And I mustn't forget that nice ambition. Hmmm... You are a difficult one... Whoa! I'm surprised that I didn't see that before! You are simply bubbling with courage and bravery! Yes, you must be a . . . GRYFFINDOR! Welcome to the crimson and gold house, my fine friend! With your courage you could tough even the most dangerous of situations. But you must not throw caution to the winds, young lion! If you are too reckless, you could maimed or worse! Take young Sirius black as an example. He was the most reckless, most crazy boy you could meet, he was. It was a good thing he had sensible Remus by his side, or he would have been a goner within his first month at Hogwarts of his first year! And you must always keep your fire burning, young lion! Keep roaring! Profile C
Or even this one:
For 8% you are: Hmmmm.... Where shall we put you? Of course! You belong in . . . SLYTHERIN! You're ambitious, you are. You're also cunning and clever, just like Salazar! But remember that although your ambition can move mountains, it'll get you nowhere if you aren't good with people. Mingle with the other houses, they're not another species! Their multicolored ties are simply labels. Remember that anything you do today will come back to haunt you tomorrow, whether it be good or bad. Oh, and don't let the other houses get you down! They're just jealous! Profile D
25% of 18039 quiz participants had this profile! Profile A
You could also get this result:
For 25% you are: Ah! Yes! I have the perfect house for you, my dear! You'd make a perfect . . . RAVENCLAW! Yes, that house is definitely for you with your brains and studious attitude! But a word to the wise: don't get too caught up in books and paper. Unwind once in a while, have some fun! Play in the sun with your friends for a while! Profile B
Or even this one:
For 17% you are: Hmmmm.... Where shall we put you? Of course! You belong in . . . SLYTHERIN! You're ambitious, you are. You're also cunning and clever, just like Salazar! But remember that although your ambition can move mountains, it'll get you nowhere if you aren't good with people. Mingle with the other houses, they're not another species! Their multicolored ties are simply labels. Remember that anything you do today will come back to haunt you tomorrow, whether it be good or bad. Oh, and don't let the other houses get you down! They're just jealous! Profile C
Or even this one:
For 8% you are: I sense intelligence in you, and loyalty, too. And I mustn't forget that nice ambition. Hmmm... You are a difficult one... Whoa! I'm surprised that I didn't see that before! You are simply bubbling with courage and bravery! Yes, you must be a . . . GRYFFINDOR! Welcome to the crimson and gold house, my fine friend! With your courage you could tough even the most dangerous of situations. But you must not throw caution to the winds, young lion! If you are too reckless, you could maimed or worse! Take young Sirius black as an example. He was the most reckless, most crazy boy you could meet, he was. It was a good thing he had sensible Remus by his side, or he would have been a goner within his first month at Hogwarts of his first year! And you must always keep your fire burning, young lion! Keep roaring! Profile D
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