The REAL Sorting Hat!

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Oh you may not think me pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.

You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.

So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!

  • 1
    Lord Voldemort and his Death Eaters have you and your friends cornered. All of your friends are wounded and don't have much of a chance. What do you do?
  • 2
    What would your boggart turn into?
  • 3
    Which animal are you most like?

  • 4
    Out of these four, what is your motto?
  • 5
    Whose advice are you most likely to follow?
  • 6
    What, out of these four, is your favorite book (besides Harry Potter)?

  • 7
    How many friends do you have?
  • 8
    Some creepy guy approaches you in a dark alley and demands your money. What do you do?
  • 9
    Uh oh! You didn't do your homework last night? What are you going to do now?
  • 10
    In your dorm, you have a large poster of a famous person. It can be a Muggle, witch, or wizard. Who is it?

  • 11
    If you could have one special power, what would it be?
  • 12
    If you could have one wish would it be?

Comments (10)

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174 days ago
For 50% you are: Hmmm... let's see.... You're smart I see, but I don't think you'd do for Ravenclaw. And you wouldn't make the best Slytherin, no offence. Oh! I've got it! Welcome to . . . HUFFLEPUFF! Loyal, fair, and caring you are certainly one of Helga's! But a bit of advice, be careful where you lay your trust, because it could prove to be the last thing you ever do. Take Lily and James Potter, for example. . . Poor people! Well, the things might not get that bad, but you will end up getting badly humiliated if you're not careful!
25% of 18039 quiz participants had this profile! Profile A

You could also get this result:
For 25% you are: Ah! Yes! I have the perfect house for you, my dear! You'd make a perfect . . . RAVENCLAW! Yes, that house is definitely for you with your brains and studious attitude! But a word to the wise: don't get too caught up in books and paper. Unwind once in a while, have some fun! Play in the sun with your friends for a while! Profile B

Or even this one:
For 17% you are: Hmmmm.... Where shall we put you? Of course! You belong in . . . SLYTHERIN! You're ambitious, you are. You're also cunning and clever, just like Salazar! But remember that although your ambition can move mountains, it'll get you nowhere if you aren't good with people. Mingle with the other houses, they're not another species! Their multicolored ties are simply labels. Remember that anything you do today will come back to haunt you tomorrow, whether it be good or bad. Oh, and don't let the other houses get you down! They're just jealous! Profile C

Or even this one:
For 8% you are: I sense intelligence in you, and loyalty, too. And I mustn't forget that nice ambition. Hmmm... You are a difficult one... Whoa! I'm surprised that I didn't see that before! You are simply bubbling with courage and bravery! Yes, you must be a . . . GRYFFINDOR! Welcome to the crimson and gold house, my fine friend! With your courage you could tough even the most dangerous of situations. But you must not throw caution to the winds, young lion! If you are too reckless, you could maimed or worse! Take young Sirius black as an example. He was the most reckless, most crazy boy you could meet, he was. It was a good thing he had sensible Remus by his side, or he would have been a goner within his first month at Hogwarts of his first year! And you must always keep your
fire burning, young lion! Keep roaring! Profile D
302 days ago
I know this sounds weird, but Iā€™m a Huffelclaw! I got 50% ravenclaw, and 50% hufffelpuff! I put it together and made in Huffelclaw.
444 days ago
i got 33% Gryffindor 33% hufflepuff 25% Ravenclaw, and 8% Slytherin! I always thought i was a Gryffindor, but i guess i am also a loyal, patient, fair hufflepuff!
495 days ago
It says I am Ravenclaw even thought I was in Griffinor
528 days ago
YES! I'm Gryffindor but I could also get...Slytherin? Wow, that was unexpected. Well, I am dark...Hufflepuff, than Ravenclaw. Yep, I'm happy with these results.
837 days ago
Wo ho Iā€™m a Hufflepuff Gryffindor or Ravenclaw and no Anna Slytherin is not the best
857 days ago
In every Harry potter quiz I take I am always Gryffindor
906 days ago
So my name is šŸ‘ as you can see and I live in a bounce home weeeeeeeeee so go eat some fruit šŸŽ yah you should try plaid
1104 days ago
I got 33% in every house...ā€¦ā€¦.. ecept slytherin
1327 days ago
I got slytherin and I am proud to be one. Every tests I take, it says SLYTERIN. I AM A TRUE SLYTHERIN!!!!!! SLYTHERIN IS THE BEST!!!