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Yet another Hogwarts Sorting Hat Quiz

16 Questions - Developed by: - Developed on: 2023-01-04 - 245 taken

That's right. Another Sorting Hat Quiz.
Remember: SLYTHERINS AREN'T NECESSARILY MEAN! All houses have wonderful qualities, so I hope idiots stop talking about some invented flaws!

1

Which type of music describes your personality better?

Country (Caring)
Trance (Party animal!)
Rock (Confident, misunderstood)
Pop (A bit of a weirdo)

2

You see your friend being bullied by a group of meanies. Your reaction?

Stand in front of my friend and tell the bullies to hit the road!
Go find friends to help me teach the bullies a lesson, knowing that alone I'll be overpowered!
Tell the teachers about it! Why bullying hadn't been strictly forbidden yet? I hope professor Dumbledore has a good explanation!
Yell at the bullies "How dare you mess with my buddies!" and draw my wand out!

3

You are caught by pirates and about to be fed by sharks. You have your hands tied, and a pirate holding a knife is standing behind you. What now?

Think "THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING! I CAN’T BELIEVE MY STORY ENDS THAT SOON!" but don't do anything.
I'm looking for possible spots to hold myself on the side of the boat while I'm falling into the sea.
Turn around and charge at the pirate, headbutt them to disarm them, use their knife with my legs to free myself and jump in the water! Better die when I decide!
Bye.

4

If a genie granted you three wishes, what would you wish for?

Charisma, love and safety for my loved ones.
My only wish would be my every wishes coming true. See? I'm so practical!
Love, happiness and safety for everyone I know.
Success, happiness and wealth for me and my loved ones.

5

What would you do before an exam?

Study at my friend's so we help each other.
Search for extra information regarding the subject. I already know everything in these stupid schoolbooks.
Study, duh.
Play Quidditch with friends.

6

Imagine yourself being sorted. The Sorting Hat doesn't manage to figure your house out because you are a hatstall. It asks for your choice. Your thoughts?

All of this is nonsense. They claim to be wizards, but they use an ugly hat that can't even sort us. And why is the school so creepy? Why is it located near a deadly forest? And I heard there are some students obsessed with blood matters. And going to the third floor is another wish of death. Seriously, does anyone have any issue about sending us here?
If houses are so important, they must teach something different. In which one do they teach the most useful stuff?
Say to the godamn hat "Have any of you saw/read the series? If so, you would know that Gryffindor is obviously the best house."
I just hope I'll end up in the same house as my friends.

7

What does your room look like? (honestly, please.)

Seriously, person with a room like Einstein's desk? Even my room is not nearly as messy as yours.
Do you have any sense of privacy here?
I try to tidy up and organize my room, to make visitors feel welcome and comfortable.
A total mess like Einstein's desk. I spent three weeks searching for my magazine, and I barely have enough space to walk.

8

You're playing Truth or Dare. You pick Dare. You're given options and must choose one to complete your task. Which one do you choose?

Since when choosing Dare gave you options? Sorry, but I'd rather play the real game.
Do chores at my friend's house for an entire week.
Sneak in the house of my nemesis and steal their underwear without using a single spell.
Spend one day in the Amazon forest without grub or ammos.

9

If you had one superpower, what will you have?

Cure for all diseases
Undying loyalty from my friends
Superstrength
Being able to create anything I want

10

An ugly and unpopular folk who was always known for bullying you just asked you out! Your reaction?

Yell at them "I WILL NEVER BE WITH YOU, YOU MEANIE!" and slap them Hermione-style.
Well, I stupefied them before they could talk, and now I'm bolting away for the heck of it!
Say "Hahaha, as if I would believe you. You bullied me all along." and walk away.
Say "Sorry, I'm not interested in you a smidgen bit." while doing a bad job at hiding my disgust.

11

What irritates you the most?

Repetitive failure.
Someone telling me to shut my gob when they answered, in fact, none of my questions.
Leaving a friend behind.
My friends being bullied.

12

Your crush and your best friend are throwing jinxes at each other. You know your best friend is wrong about the argument. What is your next move?

Stop the conflict and reason with my best friend in private later.
Scold both of them "Do you think all this commotion is necessary?" and walk away to let them think about it.
Defend my crush and tell my best friend how wrong they are.
Stick with my best friend, but try to not to hurt my crush's feelings.

13

What is your dream vacation?

Wherever I can make new discoveries and study them!
In a company in which I can learn my dream career.
Going to Hawaii to visit the volcanoes and beaches there.
Being on a cruise ship playing volleyball in the swimming pool with all my family and friends.

14

You walk in a dark room when suddenly the door closes behind you. There is no window, and only a table and statues. A hooded person suddenly appears and you see a green light coming out of their wand before...

I jumped behind a statue and used Wingardium Leviosa on the table and knocked out the murderer. I will bring them to the Ministry.
I ducked the killing curse and used Expelliarmus.
I hid behind a statue and unlocked the door with Alohomora to escape.
I jumped under the table, used Protego and other shits like that while wondering why Professor Flitwick didn't teach me more spells.

15

What is, in your opinion, the best part of going to Hogwarts?

Seeing myself in a new light, perhaps discovering my talents.
Discovering the whole universe of magic and learn in a different environment.
Discovering every corners of Hogwarts and learning spells to defend the world.
Meeting unique new people and making friends with them.

16

Which House do you hope to belong in?

Slytherin, as easy peasy lemon squeezy as hello.
Why, Hufflepuff!
GRYFFINDOR RULES!
I wouldn't mind Ravenclaw.

Comments (2)

SLAYER (10336)

69 days ago

I got slytherin SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

vanillablush78 (70430)

72 days ago

I am totally a Gryffindor! And that's what I got!!!!!

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