Could you survive in Tolkien's Middle Earth?

It is a regular night at your house. You are just about to go to bed, when suddenly you find that you are being sucked into one of your copies of Lord of the Rings! You have just enough time to grab three items (if you don't own any of these, just pretend that you do). What do you take?

You are knocked out for a few minutes upon arrival. When you wake up, you discover that you still have the items you grabbed before leaving and are in a dark forest in the middle of a dirt path. It is nighttime. What do you do?

You wake up in the morning to the sound of rushing water. You are extremely thirsty, but you discover that the water bottle you brought is actually empty, and losing sight of the road could guarantee you getting lost. What do you do?

You reach the source of the water and get a drink. You start to head back but realize you have no idea where the road is, and any trail markers you left are lost in the wild undergrowth. What do you do?

You find your camp, but hear horses coming up the road. You try to hide but are unsuccessful, and a company of elves comes into view. They dismount and ask you, "Man carel le?" What do you do?

Your attempts of communication or attempt to escape fail, and the elves take you to their king. What do you do?

The elves let you go and you find yourself back at your campsite. However, there is a team of three dwarfs investigating your stuff, particularly your pocketknife. You are defenseless. What do you do?

You are successful! The dwarfs leave and you find yourself alone once again. You realize that you may be able to get out of the forest before night comes, a definite plus. What do you do?

You leave the forest, anyway, and suddenly meet a group of humans traveling the same way you are. You explain your situation to them and they say that they can help you get back home if you will do something for them in exchange. Do you take the offer?

The men tell you that all you have to do is find them a special plant: clover. Obviously this won't do any harm, so you find some for them. They thank you profusely and send you home. It turns out that a popular storybook in Middle Earth features your modern life on Earth...