Which Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Character are you?
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Which Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Character are you?

Have you ever pondered that question? Find out which character you are in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written by Douglas Adams.

Question 1:What is your favorite food?
Foreign food
Something I've never met that's very dead and cooked
If it wasn't very intelligent and if it was worthless to this world, I'll eat it
Anything I can meet personally before eating
If I were humanoid, I'd rather starve myself

Question 2:If a humanoid creature asked you where the Hitchhiker's Headquarters is, how would you respond?
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Headquarters is located on Ursa Minor, I would be glad to give you full directions.
Will you hurt me if I don't know??
Ursa Minor.... right?
Go away.
The Guide will tell you everything you need to know

Question 3:What annoys you the most?
The Guide Headquarters
Tea Impersonators
What doesn't?

Question 4:Which of the following is something you can picture yourself saying?
Is there any tea?
Stay cool and everything will work out
Life can always get worse.
Don't Panic
The little things in life can mean the world

Question 5:What does the word "Earth" mean to you?
Just another bloody planet
We all know it was the greater program used to calculate the Answer
Thanks to me, Mostly Harmless
It's my home!
Dead. Gone. Something I'd gladly change places with.

Question 6:What is your least favorite day of the week?
Any weekday, nobody parties those days
What days aren't bars open?
It doesn't matter. Every day is worthless.

Question 7:How do you walk?
However I was programmed.
Slouched over, walking slowly
Head up, looking straight ahead
Heads tilted back slightly, eyes looking down the noses

Question 8:What is your favorite color?

Question 9:The GPP feature is...
Genuine People Personalities, according to the brochure
Genuine People Personalities

Question 10:What you think your best feature about yourself is:
Life. Don't talk to me about life.
I'm rather good at lying in mud
Getting stranded
My intelligence
I'm President of Galaxy, I don't need to answer that

Question 11:What is your dream job?
A teacher or professor of some sort
To work in a large tea company, and.. to get through tomorrow alive
I don't have a dream job. I'll live my pathetic life alone.
A president or a boss of a big business
Work at a shelter or orphanage

Question 12:How do you look at life?
Worth the drinks
Ultimately scary
Not life without me
Intellectually worthwhile
Waste of time

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