"Are you a Lifetime Jerk?"
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"Are you a Lifetime Jerk?"

As most guys know...girls love the Lifetime Network. We will watch hours on end of Lifetime because it shows us the real truth about guys. Take this quiz to see if you fit into the profile of a "Lifetime Jerk."

Question 1:It is the day of your 2 year anniversary with your girlfriend. How do you plan this momentous event?
You plan a whole day of events which include: a picnic at the park, splitting a banana split, and a moonlight stroll on the boardwalk.
You would think of someway to get her alone in a dark room where there are plenty of knives around.
You would spend every single waking hour with her...just like everyday...and you would take 5 rolls of film of just her to put all over your room.
You would take her to a baseball game or a movie that both of you guys really want to see.

Question 2:You meet her parents for the first time. How do they react to you?
They are uneasy about the fact that you like to always carry your swiss army knife and a switch blade with you.
They have heard that you treat her right and seem to take a liking to you.
They love the way you put their daughter on a pedestal.
They wonder why you can't take your eyes off of her.

Question 3:What is your favorite thing to do with a girl?
Spend the day...and night...with her.
Get up early and go stare into her window to watch her wake up...and then follow her wherever she goes during the day.
Hang out with her at the beach or the park. Fun in the sun and she's in a bathing suit.
Throw darts at a picture of her that you have on your wall.

Question 4:What is your favorite movie?
Scream Trilogy
Top Gun/Matrix/Any other action film
The Exorcist

Question 5:Which one of the following actors/movie characters would you like to be?
Tom Cruise (in Mission Impossible)
Brad Pitt (in any Brad Pitt movie)
Leonardo DiCaprio (in Titantic)
Jack Nicholson (in The Shining)

Question 6:What type of clothes do you wear?
Abercrombie and Fitch/Banana Republic
Any kind of outfit that blends you into your surroundings
American Eagle/Gap
Black is your color and you stick with it daily.

Question 7:Where is your favorite place to eat?
The meat cuttery. You like to see them butcher the cow before you eat it.
The place where you will find your crush...or any other hot girl for the matter.
Any fast food joint
5-star restaurant...only the best for you.

Question 8:What is the first thing you think of in the morning?
Who am I going to sweep off their feet today?
How much you don't feel like getting up.
I better get up so I can see that girl across the street getting dressed for school.
Who is gonna be on my hit list today?

Question 9:What is your dream?
To know everything about what's going on around you...even if it includes putting surveillance in all of your neighbor's houses.
To be happy in life.
To be on "Love Connection"
To be a hit man or work for the mafia.

Question 10:What is your favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Think of romantic ways to get the ladies
Threaten little children.
People watch at the mall.
Eat, drink, and be merry.

This Quiz has been designed by Christina.