Which Sanders Sides Character Are You?

1

Alright, let's get it out of the way -- which character are you hoping to get?

Virgil
Logan
Roman
Not Listed (move on to question 2)
Patton

2

Oh, you don't want to be one of the core four? Well then, by all means, choose who you're hoping to get.

Remus
Janus
Thomas
Uh, what are you talking about? I chose my answer last question!

3

Are you a good person?

I try to be
"Good" and "bad" are arbitrary concepts. I do my best to be kind.
Haha. No.
Of course! I help people in every way I can and always strive to be a great friend.
I want to be, so badly, but I'm terrified that I'm not. I feel selfish to say that I am.

4

What's the best kind of joke?

One that everyone can laugh at!
Good wordplay is the basis for a joke that will be timeless. They're not just hilarious -- they're punny.
Coming up with an amazing insult is the funniest thing ever.
A practical joke, duh! Pranking people is hilarious.
One that makes people uncomfortable, like they don't know if they should laugh or not.

5

When it comes to making a difficult decision, what do you trust?

I'll flip a coin -- let fate decide.
My friends, because an outside perspective can bring on incredibly realizations!
My heart, because I know I'll hurt if I don't.
Logic, because no matter how I'm feeling, there is always a right answer.
I usually default to whatever seems the safest... I don't want to get hurt, or hurt anyone else.

6

What do you admire most about yourself?

My passion -- I care enough to see things through.
My kindness -- I make people feel safe in my presence.
My mind -- I might not always be right, but I know how to think logically and be unbiased.
My strength -- I've gotten through so much, and I am so proud.
My looks -- I am able to love my body and show it off with confidence and pride!

7

Pick a color.

Purple
Yellow
Grey
Blue
Red

8

Your friends would describe you as...

Boisterous
Reserved
Cunning
Annoying (affectionate)
Fun

9

What do you want?

To give. To give all the love and kindness I have until there is nothing left inside of me.
To be loved. To be seen by someone, flaws and all, and still to be loved.
To survive. To get through all the craziness in my life and just... breathe.
To be feared. To be listened to, because nobody listened before.
To be admired. To be thought of as cool, despite my dorkiness.

10

What is the first step of your morning routine?

Brush my teeth and get myself hyped up for the day!
Eat a very sugary breakfast!
Get dressed -- can't face the day without looking fierce.
Mute the alarm and sleep in. I'm tired.
Take a few minutes to journal or meditate -- something to start the day with mindfulness.

11

Are you happy?

Hell yeah! Life is GREAT!
Yes. Why wouldn't I be?
I guess... things aren't the best, but it's also been worse.
Not by a long shot. I'm so depressed...
I wish I was. I really, really wish I was.

12

It's a rainy day and you're stuck inside. What do you do?

Stuck inside? Heck no, I'm going out there and dancing in the rain!
I'll watch a movie and eat lots of sweet and salty snacks.
I'll prank call McDonald's!
I'll curl up on the couch with a nice book.
I'll play a boardgame with my loved ones.

13

What kind of music do you like?

Anything musical theatre! Love ballads and villain songs are especially great.
Pop, baby! What can I say, I'm basic.
As long as I can dance to it, I like it!
Lo-fi or slowed/reverbed remixes... literal music to my ears
Classical music just sounds so beautiful... how could I choose anything else?

14

What makes you angry?

When people make assumptions about me.
When someone embarrasses me or makes me look stupid.
When I fail, even though I did my best.
When someone I love gets hurt.
When someone spreads misinformation.

15

Pick an aesthetic.

Art Hoe (paint in your hair, doodles on your shoes, freckles and sunkissed skin)
Cottagecore (a cute little cottage in the woods, mushrooms, billowy white dresses...)
Baddie (eyeliner that could slice, bold red lipstick, confidence and vogueing)
Grunge (dark clothing, ripped jeans, 90s music, laying on the roof of your car and watching the stars)
Fantasy (mythical beasts, suspicious tavernkeeps, a royal ball)

16

What do you hate about yourself?

I'm too loud. I just talk and talk, all the time... everyone must resent me.
I don't think I'm beautiful. I don't think anyone could ever find me beautiful.
I've spent so long hating myself... now, I don't want to hate anything. Don't lead me down that path again.
I can be cold. I neglect the emotions of others, and can never figure out how I'm feeling myself.
I'm an anxious mess! I'm indecisive and on edge all the time. Why can't I be more confident?

17

What is your favorite animal?

I gotta say, I'm a cat lover. They'll spend time with you, but they aren't slobbery or scaly like other pets. They're just purrfect.
Unicorns! I know they're not real, but... they're awesome!
Blobfish. They're just so funny looking! And what a mood, too.
Dogs! They're so loyal and adorable ahhhh
Narwhals are the coolest. They feel fantastical, and seriously awesome. I wish I could see one IRL!

18

If you could choose any profession, regardless of pay or education, what would you do?

Entertainer! I don't care what I do exactly, as long as I'm making people feel something. Plus, I get to show off my talents!
Garbage man! You can find hidden treasures, and you get to ride in a cool truck!
Teacher! I think education is extremely important and would love to help guide the next generation.
Lawyer! I want to defend the defenseless, and make a case for my argumentative skills!
Chef! Think about all the creative recipes you could make! And watching people enjoy my food would make my day.

19

It's movie night! What are you watching?

An art-house film! I want something bold and fresh... something that will make me think.
A comedy! I want to have a good time, and maybe I can steal some of the jokes, hehe!
A drama! I love watching characters discover who they truly are when faced with intense situations. It's poetic, and entertaining!
A chick flick! Sometimes what can seem basic is exactly what you need to have a nice time.
An action film! Fast cars, superheros, evil villains? I want it all!

20

What's your favorite fruit flavor?

Peaches are neat!
Mango is where it's at!
Raspberry, baby!
Blueberry all the way!
Cranberries are underrated!

21

Most iconic vine? (No Thomas Sanders ones, unfortunately.)

Two bros, chillin' in a hot tub... five feet apart 'cause they're not gay!
Miss Keisha? Miss Keisha?
Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!
*running from a murderer* Red Robin! YUM
You eat shaving cream? No, why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?

22

Favorite movie growing up?

Coraline... it was definitely too scary for me but I loved it anyway.
High School Musical, duh! Who doesn't love teens singing about not being allowed to sing?
Elmo in Grouchland! It had such a cool setting, and that trash queen lady was very hot.
The Lion King -- it's a masterpiece and a classic!
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is still one of the best Christmas movies of all time. No... best MOVIES of all time!

23

Is it easier to love or hate?

Love -- hate is so much work, and it's so draining. At least love is fulfilling.
Love -- giving someone appreciation and a nice smile is so easy.
Love, hate, who cares! I'll feel however I want, whenever I want.
Hate -- it's fun to trash things I don't like, and so easy to bond over!
Hate -- giving into that primal side of yourself is only hard if you try and force yourself to adhere to how society says you should feel. Why not hate a little?

24

How does your anxiety manifest?

I get really jumpy. My mind might start playing tricks on me, like making me think my laundry is a giant monster!
Headaches. So many damn headaches.
I feel like my anxiety is a separate person, trying to scare me. It's really annoying, but at least this way I can tell it to shut up.
It brings up all my doubts and insecurities, telling me I'll never be good enough.
It's always there, really. A building dread that never quite goes away.

25

What is your creative outlet?

Writing -- I love being able to have complete control of an entirely new world of characters!
Acting -- Even if it's just me being silly/dramatic in my room, acting is an amazing way to show the human experience.
Crafting -- It's amazing what you can create with a little imagination!
Art -- Drawing is so relaxing, and I can show my vision to the world.
Anything where I can get a little messy. What is creativity without unhinged imagination? You could make slime, or splatter paint, or recycle trash to create a sculpture!

26

Is there a light side to the dark?

Darkness consumes everything in its path. It's relentless and powerful... but maybe light is its unbeaten adversary.
Light is strong, but there comes a point when the dark snuffs it out. It's hard for me to believe the darkest souls still have light.
Light is always there, no matter how dark it gets. A tiny candle is still visible in the dead of night, but darkness can only creep in slowly.
Why does there need to be a light side? Why can darkness simply not exist on its own, unbothered by the light? Darkness is not bad just because you say it is.
Of course. Everything has two sides, like a coin. Where there is dark, there is light. Yin and Yang.

27

If you could change your past, would you?

Yes. I didn't deserve the luck I had... I should have reigned it in when I had the chance to.
I don't know. Would I be happier if I'd made different choices? Would I be better off as a different person? I don't know. I don't think I want to know.
No. I hate the path that's led me here... but it's shaped who I am today. It was hard, but I wouldn't change it.
Yes. You can always go back and do something better. Armed with what I know now, I KNOW I could make a difference.
No. I'm perfectly content with my past... after all, if it didn't exist, neither would I.

28

How do you view yourself?

I'm beautiful. I might not always love myself, or even like myself. But I am a human being, and I am worthy, and good, and perfect in my flaws. I am beautiful.
I'm complex. It's hard to describe who I am... everything is interconnected, and you cannot look at one aspect without the other.
I'm one-note. I am defined by one trait, and I know that's how everyone else sees me, too. That's all I'll ever be.
I'm a mistake. I never should have turned out the way I have, but here I am. The best I can do is stick to the failure.
I'm a contradiction. I want things I fear. I act in ways I despise. I don't know who I am, not anymore.

29

Would you sacrifice yourself for another?

No. No matter how much I love someone, there has to be another way. If there isn't... I have to put myself first.
If it was someone I loved, without hesitation. I'd do anything for them.
Why would I do that? I'm sorry, but that's just stupid. I have to look out for me... nobody else.
Of course. They are so much more important than I could ever be. It's my duty to help others, no matter the cost.
I want to say yes, but I know I'm cowardly. Maybe that's a good thing, that I value my own life above all else.

30

What food brings you comfort?

A decadent cake, with buttercream frosting and fresh fruit adorning it
A bag of chips, simple and delicious
A chocolate chip cookie, still warm and melty from the oven
A warm, home-cooked dinner, full of carbs and flavor
A loaf of bread, melting with butter, dipped in my favorite soup