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A Narcissism Quotient Test (Female version)

12 Questions - Developed by: - Updated on: 2010-06-15 - 39,634 taken - User Rating: 2.8 of 5 - 17 votes - 4 people like it

Are you narcissistic? If you are, how narcissistic are you? Is narcissism always bad? Take the quiz and find out!

There's no right or wrong answer for this quiz. Recommended for over-15.

*A Male version is being developed

1

My greatest virtue is

My effortless command of attention and respect
My highly developed intuition and humility
The ability to go straight to the point
My mastery of a highly technical craft
My generosity and capacity to forgive

2

I feel quite strongly that most females around me

Don't pay enough attention to victims of natural disasters
Should just pop their man's mega inflated ego already, or move on to better deals!
Undervalues the terrible suffering of adult men at the hands of tyrannical females
Tries too hard to appear as the supporting player in their relationship
Ought to pay more attention to their looks if they wish to be noticed at all

3

In the following scenarios, a woman MOST deserved to feel ashamed...

For sleeping with her cheating husband's best buddy
For selling out the invaluable joy of motherhood for selfish ego pursuits
For allowing a bridesmaid to upstage her at her own wedding
For allowing her husband to gain thirty pounds in two short years
For switching TV channels whenever images of suffering children appear

4

My idea of "Feminine Power"

Men seeking my approval and attention, even the married ones
Doing whatever whenever for the pleasure of it
As the stronger sex, we women have A LOT more to give
Men cannot live without constant ego massages from women
Without a doubt, nurturing power. Presidents or rockstars, all needy little babies inside!

5

In MY Perfect world...

Nothing and no-one really matters; all is endless unconditional love
I am the hottest prettiest girl who gets the richest handsomest prince
I have enough practical means to out-adopt both Madonna and Angelina
All is well. For I own everything and everyone
I have complete control of all the elements

6

A most annoying trait in a woman...

Acting as if she is already one of the guys, or worse, smarter than the smart guys!
Acting like a fairy princess with absolutely no selfish human desires
Acting as if she is so popular and therefore better than the rest of us
Acting as if her underdog status alone justifies her attention monopoly
Acting as if her hyper-sensitivity to stranger's suffering itself deserves a Nobel

7

A woman you secretly admire from a distance

Has made time and created her own private space to do what she wants
Doesn't seem to ever display fear or hesitance
Seems to have achieve a state of permanent spiritual bliss
Has mastered the high art of playing the power behind the throne
Travels private jet with trophy husband and gets interviewed by respectable magazines

8

My idea of a heroic man is...

Truly strong enough to not take himself too seriously, who would take me seriously
One who dedicates his soul to a higher power, who would risk his own life to protect his wife and children
Like a king who honors the special place of his one and only queen, me
Competent and ambitious enough to go to war with other men to win my favors
One who defends the purity of our tradition, a committed, reliable pillar of strength to his household

9

Polygamy

Is primitive and base. Spiritual union should always be between two soul mates
Is fine - as long as Polyandry is an equal opportunity for women who need two or more husbands
Is a silly joke but hey it also leads to a surplus of competitive horny young men, which is great!
Is just job delegation to another glorified full-time housemaid. Just make sure the man could afford to PAY
Is barbaric and only possible if the barbarians are allowed into our borders

10

Women's BEST weapon against male oppression is

Ego transcendence. Spiritual discipline and divine wisdom will tame the power-hungry beast within us all
Education helps a great deal, but genuine self respect is the key
Sex. Control of the supply of the oldest commodity will keep the dogs on a leash
Money. Financial Independence gives women the freedom to choose
Nothing. Only the few queen bees will survive. Women as a group will continue to be their own worst oppressors

11

Out of the following, the most EXCUSABLE is...

A mother who keeps her hot young lover, her ex-husband and her teenage children living under one roof to save on rent
A mother who serves her teenage daughter high fat diet to keep household male attention all to herself
A mother who dresses and behaves provocatively to seduce her daughter's husband
A mother who grooms her daughter into a famous superstar from age two onwards as her own retirement plan
A mother who gives her ten year old son a hand - literally, to help relieve his hormonal tension

12

The highest achievement for a woman is

To perform the great work as god's chosen one
To be a creator of a new paradigm
To be at the top of her chosen industry
To be the shining torch guiding the weaker sex
To have the most all-giving, all-forgiving heart

Comments (5)

Pikachu (55252)

411 days ago

welp, small ego for me, lol

Lol (05674)

1496 days ago

So i am 14 year old and i dont know what to believe if im just a bit narcissistic bc im a child or if i really am.

It's me (58378)

1551 days ago

Wow, it was so accurate

Anyanomus (73415)

1594 days ago

I have a big ego and I'm obsessed with my looks (:

Anyanomus (73415)

1594 days ago

I have a big ego and I'm obsessed with my looks .

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