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Are you sick of people calling you a bastard? Want to prove them wrong? THEN TAKE THIS TEST! You've got nothing to lose! A go on! You might enjoy it!

  • 1
    You are driving home from work and you see some poor fucker having some car trouble on the side of the road. You...
  • 2
    Your son asks you for money to buy a bike he in a shop. What do you say?
  • 3
    You are at the funeral of your old teacher (she was a bitch!). You...

  • 4
    Your neighbour is working in his garden and he "accidentally" burns the bush separating you garden from his. You...
  • 5
    You are in a restaurant and the waiter brings you Sprite instead of 7Up. You take one sip of the "7Up" and spit it right back out once you realize what you are drinking. You...
  • 6
    You have saved the last piece of your delicious cake until you really feel like it. That time comes. So you sit down in front of the TV and bring the cake with you. While you are concentrating on the TV, that retarded dog of yours pops its ugly head up between your legs and snatches the fucking cake right out of your hand like Jaws, while putting its fat foot in your crotch at the same time! You...

  • 7
    You meet and old friend from school and say hi to him! He asks who you are and says that he cannot remember you. You...
  • 8
    You meet the creator of this quiz (ME!) on the street. You...
  • 9
    You buy a pair of pants that you really like, but when you get home, everybody tells you that they are pink. You...
  • 10
    You find out that your wife is having an affair. You...

Comments (2)


250 days ago
I am mostly a 💑...i didn’t expect any different😁
1056 days ago
i am a 💋 because i love my family