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Disciplining your child

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Are you a spankaholic or just a big softie?

1

Is spanking right?

No, never.
It depends on how bad the child has been.
Definitely!

2

Your little boy has just broke your a plate while messing around in the kitchen. What do you do?

Pull down his pants and spank him with the nearest object (wooden spoon, hairbrush, etc) and take money from him to buy a new one.
Ignore it, you didn't like that plate anyway.
Make him apologise and tell him how dangerous the kitchen can be.

3

You have been searching the house all day for your favourite necklace that seems to have disappeared, when your teenage daughter confesses she ''borrowed'' it without telling you and broke it. What do you do?

You take her into a room with other people in, draw attention to the fact she broke your necklace, make her take off her pants and spank her with a switch until she cries.
Hug her and tell her you're glad she owned up to it.
Ground her for a month, making sure she knows how important that necklace was, while you try and fix it. You don't spank her because she is too old for that now.

4

Your four year old boy invites a friend round for a sleepover, but they both start to misbehave late at night. Both you and the friend's parents are appalled by this, and they ask you to spank their boy for them, because they'll be a while. What do you do?

Grab your boy, spank him with the closest thing to hand until his butt bleeds and he's crying. Do the same with the friend.
You end up spanking your own child, but you can't bring yourself to spank the friend.
You don't spank either of them because they are young and just want to have some fun.

5

You are babysitting a young girl and a teenage boy for a family friend, when they refuse to go to sleep and sass you. What do you do?

Spank them both forcefully with a hairbrush and send them to bed.
Put up with it until they tire themselves out and eventually fall asleep.
Ring up their parents, and punish the kids how they see fit.

6

You think your children must have behavioural problems, because they just won't do what you say. A teacher at their school asks you if you have considered a helpful private school with spanking as the main punishment. What do you do?

Tell her ''No way! What kind of parent do you think I am?''
Tell her ''It sounds a bit rough, doesn't it? I'll ask my partner...''
Tell her ''That's what I've been looking for! When can they join?''

7

If a TV show asked you in a poll if you wanted teachers to have the power to spank kids, what would you say?

''Absolutely not!''
''I don't really mind.''
''It shouldn't have stopped in the first place!''

8

What position do you think is best for the child to be in while getting a spanking?

None, spanking is evil!
On the floor, face down, held upside down by their feet and tied to a bed/chair are some of my favourite.
The simplest and easiest.

9

If your three year old daughter gets sent home from playschool for hurting another child, what do you do?

Take away all her toys and slap her butt until it's beet red!
Do nothing much. Kids will be kids.
Make her apologise to that kid and hit her once, but that's just about it.

10

Who would you allow to spank your child?

I suppose the adult that's looking after them, but I'd prefer it to be me.
No-one.
Family, friends, teachers, doctors, carers, other parents - basically any other adult that's there.

Comments (3)

Julia (46614)

1022 days ago

why so much spanking involved?

Hi (23486)

1338 days ago

Spanking your kid until its skin is nearly falling off or doing nothing? Super accurate quiz!

Biff13 (90058)

1709 days ago

Humiliation is the worst part of being spanked.Having your friends or sisters witnessing your spanking will be more effective deterent to your bad behavior.

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