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What Sub Sandwich Are You?

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1

You are approached by a big tough guy. What do you do?

You pee your pants, and run
You pretend to be afraid, forsake your possessions, and sucker-punch the guy the second he turns around
You await his first action, hoping to understand what it is he wants so that you can respond rationally
Before analyzing his motive, you unload your fists of fury in a mindless rage of violent desperation

2

You are about to rent a movie. Which do you rent?

The latest horny-teenagers-looking-for-hot-girls-amidst-whacky-circumstances movie
Anything with DEATH in the title
Ya Ya Sisterhood Movie
Some romantic comedy...a funny one

3

What is your idea of a fun Saturday night?

Skydiving...no parachute
Knitting
Beers, cigars, and buddies
Quiet dinner with said romantic interest

4

A construction company is about to bulldoze the last remnants of a tropical rainforest. What do you do?

You flip a coin: heads you destroy, tails you protect.
While you may not agree with the construction project, you lack the ambition to really do anything. You decide to watch TV.
Brew a batch of napalm and provide a helping hand
Cry, then hug the nearest tree, protesting the destruction of your leafy brethren

5

What is your choice of vehicle?

Ferrari Testarossa...with mounted anti-aircraft cannon
Tank...colored pink. I'm not afraid to show my feminine side.
My feet. Keeps me in shape and prevents global warming!
Dodge Stratus

6

What do you consider a good workout?

A nice jog around campus
30 minutes on the elliptical machine, but no sweating...it clogs my pores
Successful flee of rhinoceros stampede
Massive weightlifting session. Cerebral hemorrhage necessary.

7

Your waiter completely messes up your order. How do you react?

You eat the incorrect meal, leaving only a bite. You then inform the waiter of his mistake, and get the correct meal for free.
You politely ask for the correct meal
You keep quiet and convince yourself that this is what you really should have ordered
You throw the food in the waiters face, demand the correct meal on the house, and insult his mother as he crawls away

8

How would you define yourself?

SHHH! ...I'm hunting buffalo
Crazy. and smelly.
Calm, controlled, peaceful
A typical John/Jane Doe

9

What do you wash yourself with?

A Knife
Organic, unprocessed, soap-free soap of the earth
I only bathe in the waters of Lake Minnetonka
Um...soap

10

Lastly, what is your ideal meal?

Puppies. HAHA I'm kidding! Kittens.
Duh! Sub Sandwiches!
Anything green
Explosives.

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