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Are you a vegetable?

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Are you a vegetable? I'm a vegetable! I'm an asparagus. I bet you're an asparagus too! OMG! That means we're related!

1

Where were you grown?

In a tree
In the ground
In your mama's stomach (not normal)
On a vine with the grapes

2

What's your farmer's name?

Grandpa Jones
Me
Larry J. Miller
Mama and Dad

3

If a spider made a web on you what would you say?

"eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww! creepy."
I'm human. Why would a spider make a web on me?
"Welcome home!"
Nothing! Vegetables don't talk! DUH!

4

If someone tried to eat you how would you defend yourself?

Fart
KARATE CHOP!
Accept the fact that you are a vegetable and being eaten is an honor reserved for only the most delicious high quality foods.
If a person tried to eat me that would make them a cannibal.

5

What kind of house does your fiancé live in?

Vegetables don't get married.
A semi-detached with one or two small windows.
A greenhouse or field.
I'm to much of a loser to ever find a spouse.*sniffles*

6

What kind of juice do you drink?

I don't drink juice I drink blood!
Apple juice
V8
Cow

7

What do all your friends call you?

Fellow asparagus
Slut
Meekiel the angry taffy
LOSA! Stay away from us you freak!

8

How old are you?

More than 10 years (congrats! I believe you may be the world's oldest living vegetable)
More than 1 year (toxic)
I TOLD YOU I'M HUMAN!
More than 10 days ( no longer edible, wrinkly)
Under 10 days (still edible)

9

Have you been harvested yet?

WTH? I already said I'm HUMAN!
No, and I'm too old to be harvested now. *sobs*
No, I'm still in the field.
Yes. I'm now nice, juicy and ready to eat.
Yes, but I'm old and rotten.

10

Do you believe that you are truly a vegetable?

No. I don't believe I'm worthy of such a title.
Totally! Vegetables rock!
I'M HUMAN!
Alas, yes I do

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