Will You Survive Capitalism?

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This quiz will help determine whether or not you possess the attributes necessary for surviving under our current economic model.

  • 1
    Are you a morning person?
  • 2
    Do you own your own vehicle?
  • 3
    Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

  • 4
    Do you want to center your life around your job?
  • 5
    Are you white?
  • 6
    Are you able-bodied?

  • 7
    Your new boss presents you with a thick book at the end of your first training day and suggests you "devote a couple hours to studying it every night, after work." You:
  • 8
    Are you punctual or tardy?
  • 9
    How do you dress?
  • 10
    Are you queer?

  • 11
    Do you take drugs?
  • 12
    You notice your manager has been making sexual comments to a female co-worker that are making her uncomfortable. You:
  • 13
    There is a lot of downtime at your work. You realize that even though you are booked for 8 hours a day, you can finish your work in 3 hours if you push a little. You:
  • 14
    A customer at work is rude or tremendously stupid to you. You:
  • 15
    You are having trouble meeting your expenses. You remember that the grocery store you work at routinely throws away perfectly good food. You:
  • 16
    You receive a radical promotion at work and are put in charge of the budget. Your first priority is:

  • 17
    Are you passionate about sales and customer service?
  • 18
    Your boss decides to hang a photo in your front lobby that appears to show someone in brown-face. You:
  • 19
    When you're on your way to work you are generally feeling:
  • 20
    Having recently relocated to a cheaper apartment within walking distance of your workplace, and noticing how much lower your expenses will now be, you:

  • 21
    The idea of working 40 hours a week at jobs like the ones you've had in the past, for the rest of your life, makes you feel:
  • 22
    One of your co-workers is trying to organize a union at your workplace. You reaction is:
  • 23
    What's your preferred mode of travel?
  • 24
    Your boss has been paying you minimum wage for the past three years. You overhear her complaining about a recent string of thefts from your workplace, and about how "Ain't nobody's got morals anymore." You:
  • 25
    You ever notice how people in movies and tv shows spend so little time at work? Or, if they're at their workplace, how they're rarely doing any actual work?
  • 26
    If you could give three handjobs a week and earn as much money as you currently earn, would you quit your job?

  • 27
    Are you good with money?
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    If you work hard eventually you will succeed.
  • 29
    If your romantic partner earned less than you, or was dependant on you for a period, would you lose respect for them?
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    Regarding people in positions of power, you generally:

Comments (9)


1040 days ago
I will not survive capitalism because I am anarchist left.
904 days ago
1944 days ago
you two should be ashamed
1944 days ago
i couldnt agree more!
1944 days ago
im 18 and i dont think its vulgure enough
1995 days ago
Kassidy Gean-
1995 days ago
I'm 13 and I really dont giving a 🐬 about it being too 'vulgure'
,seriously guys grow up
2105 days ago
Im 13 and i also agree with both of you
2183 days ago
yeah what she said cause im 12 and my eyes are on fire
2572 days ago
You have made this quiz way to vulgure. I am 14 years old. Make your quizis g rated please.