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Political Philosophy Test

30 Questions - Developed by: BMS - Developed on: 2006-02-01 - 48,279 taken

Are you a Fascist, Conservative, Moderate, Socialist, or Communist? Find out now!

1

To what degree should the government control business?

The state owns everything.
I guess I support the free market.
NO! FREE MARKET ECONOMICS!
We should have some subsidies, tariffs, etc.
Only if there's a war! Then make weapons!

2

What do you think of religion?

Religion should be illegal.
If you don't believe, that's your problem. But this country does.
Everyone must believe in my faith!
Religion doesn't belong in government.
I go to church/temple/mosque/etc/ if that's what your asking.

3

Do you believe in drug laws?

I don't really care what other people do as long as they don't hurt the state.
If the peace protesters do drugs, then they won't show up for the protest. That's a good thing.
Everything should be legal. But tax everything!
Illegalize pot and cocaine, but not cigarettes.
We must fight the War on Drugs.

4

What do you believe is the best race?

Everyone's equal.
White
Everyone's equal and in fraternal love.
All are equal....to an extent.
ARIAN! BLONDE HAIR! BLUE EYES!

5

Who is your political idol?

Gandhi
Hitler
Reagan
Some centrist.
Lenin

6

Which of these places do you think had the best government?

Soviet Union
Europe
1980s America
1990s America
The 3rd Reich

7

Which of these is most morally wrong?

Wiretapping and War
Suicide
Free Speech
Gay Marriage
Capitalism

8

Which of these European countries is in the best direction?

Poland
France
United Kingdom
Vatican City
Russia

9

Which of these revolutions would you support most if you lived at that time?

American Revolution
Hitler's Revolution
Iraqi Revolution (still in progress)
French Revolution
Russian Revolution

10

What do you think of abortion?

Early-ok Late-bad
It's murder!
Pro-Choice
Horrible! If someone tries to do it, shoot them!
Pro-Abortion everywhere, anytime.

11

Which of these special interests is most important?

Military Contractors
Evangelical Christians, Industry
The State
Business
Unions

12

An 300 year old tree is going to be cut down. Which of these people are you?

They guy chaining him/herself to the tree.
The guy who doesn't care.
The guy who runs the logging company.
The guy doing the chopping.
The guy running the country who is going send in the military to prevent private development.

13

Which right is most important to you?

The entire first amendment.
The Right to a fair wage.
Freedom of Speech
Right to bear arms and arm bears.
Right to property.

14

What's the most important part of government?

The dear leader.
The military
The legislature.
The people.
The executive.

15

Which of these symbols most appeals to you?

Cross
Stars and Stripes
Swastika
Sickle/Hammer
Donkey

16

Who do you consider to be the most dangerous leader in world history?

Hitler
Stalin
George W. Bush
Castro
A leaders other than that of the state.

17

If someone was burning your country's flag, what would you do?

Have them sent to reeducation camps.
Shoot them. RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS!
Swear at them and write a letter.
Feel sad.
Feel happy.

18

How should be pick leaders?

The strongest wins.
Direct election
Electoral college
*election* (with tweaking.)
Election within the party

19

If someone attacks your country, what do you do?

Negotiate.
Encourage other, less important people to join.
Join the army of the Fuhrer!
Be extra productive for the motherland!
Stare at media venues indifferently.

20

What do you think of immigration?

Let people come join in liberty, fraternity, and equality!
Close the borders! You try to cross, and I'll shoot you with my personal rifle.
No illegal immigration.
As long as they come legally and stay far away, it's fine.
You come, but you do not leave.

21

You are the leader of a poor country. People want to leave and go to richer places. You...

Oh well. We can't do anything about that.
Close the borders to emigration.
Shoot all who try to leave.
Help them to leave.
Put the military on the border. Nobody leaves the state.

22

What do you think of censorship?

Freedom of Information!
GO PROPAGANDA! GO!
Nothing against the state!
I don't care.
People don't need to hear bad news.

23

When was Rome at its best?

After the fall. Finally, everyone was equal.
Republic! Cicero is wonderful!
EMPIRE!
What's Rome?
The Republic before the commoners had any power.

24

Which ancient civilization do most agree with?

Roman Empire
GAUL!
Roman Republic
Athenian Democracy
Persian Empire

25

What's the best quality of Americans?

Their stupidity.
Their religiousness.
Their intelligence.
Their Social Security.
Their strength.

26

What do you think of government health care?

Let's make it harder to use and understand, so people can't figure it out!
UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE
Who needs health care anyway?
PRIVATIZE! MAKE IT UNAFFORDABLE!
Let's simplify it!

27

If you woke up with a billion dollars, what would you do with it?

Give it to the state.
Buy a private army.
Invest it!
Give it to the poor.
Hoard it!

28

Which of these candidates would you vote for?

Condoleezza Rice
Hilary Clinton
Howard Dean
Dick Cheney
Ralph Nader

29

What do you think you are?

Moderate...or maybe not....no...moderate. Yes, moderate....well, maybe...
Fascist
Socialist
Communist
Conservative

30

What's the most valuable skill?

How to serve the state.
How to make educated political decisions.
How to make the most income with the least expenses.
How to survive.
Skill at using guns.

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