Are you a Mallrat?

Do you live at the mall or jut visit? How well do you know your mall? Find out!

Question 1:

A typical day at the mall involves....

Question 2:

A customer approaches you and asks where a store is, you...

	Point in the direction of the store
	Walk them to the store and tell them everything about every employee, item and fact about the store
	Steal their purse/wallet
	Shrug and say 'Got me'

Question 3:

Can you, in your head, describe where the ATM machine is?

	Yes
	Yes, I know exactly where Herbert the ATM is
	In my truck
	I don't know

Question 4:

Sum your mall knowledge in one word.

Question 5:

The mall is closed, you...

	Are really upset
	Go rob the 7-11 instead
	Shrug your shoulders and leave
	Die

Question 6:

Can you state the exact times of your mall?

	I think so...
	The rise and the set of the sun in my life!!
	Uh... I just steal stuff...
	Got me

Question 7:

A mall employee sees you enter the mall, heshe...

Question 8:

Which one of these phrases describes your mall experience

	In and Out
	Hanging out
	It is the East and I am the Sun!
	In like a lamb, out in handcuffs

Question 9:

If you were locked in the mall by yourself, you would...

	Try to steal everything until you realize that you were locked in
	Get pissed off
	Think 'Cool'
	Fall on your knees and thank god

Question 10:

Someone says something bad about the mall, you...

	Shrug you shoulders
	Get pissed and mutter to yourself as you walk off
	Tell the security guards he stole something to provide a distraction
	Kill him and crucify him as an example

This Quiz has been designed by Ben.