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What Type of University Student Are You?

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What Type of University Student Are You?

When you walk into Uni, what do other people see?

Question 1: What does a heavy session mean to you?
	Working weekends
	Being really sore in the morning
	10 pints and a round of aftershocks
	6 hours of Quantum Mechanics
	Hot-boxing the house

Question 2: What best describes your hair?
	Beads and dreadlocks and shit
	Immaculately gelled
	That "just got out of bed" look
	Inexplicably shaved
	Slightly too long and a bit unwashed, to be honest

Question 3: What's most likely to be on your t-shirt on a night out?
	I don't really wear t-shirts when I go out
	A kebab stain
	good fcuk
	Che Guevara
	A band

Question 4: How fast is fast?
	Under 5 minutes
	A pint in under 5 seconds
	A BMW M4
	Time's an abstract concept anyway
	10Gbits/sec

Question 5: Where do wet patches occur?
	Around the roach
	Wherever moisture collects
	Down the front of my t-shirts
	On my sheets
	Underneath my coffee cup

Question 6: What is your favourite chocolate?
	Toblerone
	Flake
	The FairTrade stuff from Co-Op
	Mars Bars
	Does Bailey's count?

Question 7: What does the word 'beard' conjure in your mind?
	Tramps
	Froth moustache
	I just don't get 'round to shaving
	Beards are cool
	Stubble rash

Question 9: The glass is...
	Half-full, of ash
	Produced by super-heating sand
	On my bedside table
	Part of a complete set from Ikea
	Half-empty

Question 10: My eye hurts because of...
	An inaccurate blow-back
	I'm not telling you
	My contact lenses
	I can't really remember
	The glare from my computer screen

Question 11: Who is the most cool woman in this list?
	Sara Cox
	Liz Hurley
	Pamela Anderson
	Alanis Morissette
	Christina Aguilera

Question 12: What's most likely to fail first?
	My confidence
	My legs
	My patience
	Me
	My springs

Question 13: My room probably smells of...
	Dust and plastic
	The herb
	Pot pourri
	Vomit
	Sex

Question 14: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
	Why would I need to know?
	Mate, what are you talking about?
	Did you say swallow?
	African or European?
	I used to know this...

Question 18: What are you most likely to eat?
	No garlic
	Breakfast cereal, in the morning
	McDonalds
	Salted peanuts
	Lots of crisps and pizza and shit, at 3am

Question 19: Where are you most likely to be found in the afternoon?
	At work
	In the pub
	In a cafe
	In bed
	At University

Question 20: My chosen form of travel is mostly...
	I just kinda "arrive" at places, with very little knowledge of the journey
	Bike
	Walking with my friend Colin
	Car
	Bus

This Quiz has been designed by Sam Birch.