Are you a Warrior?

1

We'll start off easy. How many times a week do you workout? (Running, Lifting, etc)?

I work out everyday, but I don't have a consistent routine
Everyday! Same time, same place
About once a week
Roughly 4-5 Days a week, I got to make sure I recover properly
Working out? Why do that when I can focus on my work or watch something that stimulates my mind. Besides, being skinny can be awesome!

2

What is your diet??

Protein-based diet. This is key for the growth of muscles.
Hit me with fast food! Burgers, Milkshakes, Fries. I mean what more do you need in life?
Currently struggling with an eating disorder. *If this is you, don't feel ashamed. I have experienced it as well, much love from me!
Balanced. Most meals I eat a mix of protein, carbs, some veggies. Overall, a solid meal that can benefit me in different aspects.
Vegetarian/Vegan. Cutting down on the heavy red meats, whether it be for the planet, or for better longterm health.

3

Be honest with yourself, are you fast? (This could mean you are an under 5-minute miles type of guy/gal, or maybe you have elite sprint speed)

*The question is a bit snobby, but athleticism is a huge key in becoming a Warrior?

About average. I can keep up with most people my age, but I certainly wouldn't call myself fast. Not slow though.
I've got some solid speed. Ran pretty well in High School. (200 Meters = 24.5-23.5, 100 Meters = 11-12.5, 1 Mile = 4.45-5:30)
I'm not the fastest, but I can move a little. If a murderer was chasing me through the woods, I might have another gear in me.
Right up there with Usain Bolt! I could blow the brakes off of most of my opponents! (For Long distance this would be any sub 4.40 Miles)
I'm slow man. I am like a turtle stuck in mud

4

Character Time! No one can say for certain whether or not Warriors were "moral" or not, but regardless a sense of what's right and wrong is important to being revered. If you were walking down the street at noon, and you saw a homeless man with a sign that said "I'm a 10-year veteran, ANYTHING HELPS!" what would you do?

Give him a dollar, a salute, and be on my way
Other
Ask him if he wants to go out to lunch on me. Maybe he's got some interesting stories that he needs to get off his chest. Or just someone to talk to.
Cuss him out! After all those years of service, you've become a literal human piece of shit! I can't respect that.
Mind my own business and walk past him, but internally hope he gets the help he needs. We need do better with the homeless crisis.

5

How much weight do you lift?

I am lightweight! If I do lift, it is between 10-30 pounds. Not too much for me! I will take less pain and for a little gain, than you very much.
I simply don't lift.
I lift around 100-150 pounds upper, maybe 200 or so lower body. (If you have drastic difference in upper and lower, just choose the one that best fits you)
Over 200 pounds for upper body, over 300 for lower body! I am a living hulk!
I lift around 50-60 pounds upper, maybe about a 100 lower body. Pretty solid.

6

You order a drink at a local bar or restaurant. They come out with the wrong drink in hand. How do you react?

Kindly inform the waiter/waitress that they have given you the wrong drink and that you would be pleased if they could switch it out.
I didn't know we had dumb, dumber, and dumbest doing handling our orders tonight. Get me what I order you buffoons!
Ask for the correct drink and complain all night about how poor the service was.
New York style it! Tell them as it is. You messed up my order, don't do that shit again. Get me what I ordered! Thank you.
Drink it, I am too nervous/nice to correct the server anyways.

7

This one is tough and may seem unnecessary to lots of you, but let's say your kids comes out as gay. What do you do? (Don't worry I am not expecting you to be fully in support of the idea, just want to see how you handle it)?

I support their decision and feel a sense of pride of how brave they were to admit it. I would do some research afterwards to make sure I don't accidentally hurt my kid, especially verbally, in any way
I disassociate with my kid. It will be the saddest day of my life, but I must have faith in god.
I throw a party! My kid is fricking gay and they weren't afraid to tell me. We going nuts tonight!
I trust in god, using the bible to try to rid them of their foul, unnatural thinking
I see it as a sin, but I wouldn't leave my child in the dark. We have all sinned at some point in our lives.

8

Now that we have beaten out some of our emotions, let's get down to the meat. Do you have a strict schedule?

Yes, I have a strict schedule. Every once in a while, I will have a free day to clear my head and escape from reality. I'm pretty disciplined overall.
No, I like to be spontaneous. Flow with each day and see where the wind takes me. Life can be beautiful without a set of places to be or routine to follow.
I would be happy if I could follow a schedule for even a day! I try so hard, but I keep just failing. Over and over and over. And you know what? No more schedule for me. (If you follow schedules for a couple days, but fall short choose this answer as well)
I have a schedule, but it is far from strict. It differs from day to day.
Yes, I follow my schedule likes its cold medicine. Everyday I have a set of plans and I stick to it for the most optimal results.

9

Are you a person who takes actions on your ideas? (For example: If you had a dream about making a poster to support a local candidate, would you wake up the next morning and get it done? Or would it slip your mind?)?

I sometimes take action, though I wouldn't say I am do everything type of guy/gal. If an issue arises that I find important, once in a while I will act on it to show my solidarity or where I stand on different issues.
Yeah, I take action. Action that has no respect to it and partakes in constantly insulting someone, a group, or mocking anything I don't like. Deal with it.
I don't take action at all. I am that lazy scumbag who sits and tweets everything I support on the internet and never does shit about it. (I know it can be tough, but if this is you don't lie to yourself. It only makes things worse)
I take action on anything that is important to me. It's vital to be a voice for what you believe in and do what you feel is right or meaningful in your heart. Actions speak louder than words.
I often find myself working hard to take action on my ideas, but reality hits me like a train.

10

What are your thoughts on feminism? (Be smart about this one)?

Yasssss! I am feminist for life! The #MeToo movement really put a dent in the social norm. I am very proud to be a part of the pussy hat generation!
Feminism is an interesting concept. I agreed with the earlier movements pushing for Women's rights to equality in the 60's. However, these recent protests side on the border of pure hatred towards men. It is about equality, not reversing the roles of who dehumanizes who.
It's a bunch of Femi-nazis if you ask me! A circle of low lifes, constantly protesting things that aren't there. A fairytale of made up oppression. Yes, there has been oppression, but it no longer is prominent
I am neutral on the issue. Sometimes feminist make great points, other times they do not. I generally agree with them on issues of gender equality.
"Grab 'em by the pussy." You know at this point there should really be a Mannerism movement for men to express their disgust in the modern woman's lack of etiquette and modesty.

11

Do you have a sense of Peace?

No, I am stressed 24/7, 365.
What the hell kind of weird question is this? I am just a person living in the world. I can be calm or stressed depending on the day.
Other
I am not a peaceful person, I pride on doing everything strategically, so peace is not an option. I have to be tough on myself, no matter what and show the world what I made of.
Yes, I am at peace with the world around me, which allows me to lock in spirtually to everything I do.

12

After the various physical (and emotional) questions asked, do you believe you have achieved Warrior Status?

I believe so, but I don't know for sure. This quiz really does test me emotionally.
Dude, have you seen these gains! Of course I'm a Warrior!
I am not confident in it, but I have a faint tingle of hope still in me.
No.
Yes.