Are you obsessed with your crush?

Do you know your crushes phone number, screen name, and address?

Do you know your crushes whole family's names? (mom, dad, siblings, grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins)

Do you know what your crushes parents do for a living, WITHOUT having your crush tell you what they do? Meaning you found out some stalking way?

Every second that your crush comes online, do you IM him first?

Do you have EVERY SINGLE detail of you and your crushes "future wedding" planned out?

Do you drive by his house, even when he's not home, because you just LOVE to see the ground he walks on?

Do you call his house at least once a week and hang up when someone answers?

Do you totally FREAK OUT when he only says "hi" to you?

Do you keep an entire folder full of things about him? (notes he gave you, online conversations, rocks from his house, etc)

Do you save and print EVERY SINGLE one of your conversations you have with him online?

Would you (or do you) honestly where any article of clothing that has their name written all over it, out in public?

If he worked at McDonalds, would you actually BRAG to everyone about that?

When you tell him you love him, kidding or not, does he run frantically away?

Have your friends told you to SHUT UP when you talk about him?

Do his parents give you dirty looks?

Do you always try to talk to his siblings to get information about him every waking second of the day?

Would you seriously kill yourself if he said that would make him happy? (BE HONEST!)

And last but not least, has he TOLD you that you are a stalker and has he TOLD you to LEAVE HIM ALONE!