The Flexible Purity Test

Have you ever taken a dance or gymnastics class?

Do you take them regularly?

Are you a professional?

Are you double jointed in your wrists?

In your elbows?

In your back?

Can you point your toes very far?

So far that they touch the ground?

So far that they would curl under if you were standing on them?

Do you stretch regularly? (outside of dance/gymnastics class)

Can you completely straighten your knees?

Can you do the splits on either leg?

Both legs?

Middle splits?

All 3 kinds of splits?

Do you think stretching is fun?

Can you touch your toes while standing up?

While sitting down?

Can you touch your whole hands to the ground when you are standing?

Can you touch your thumb to your arm while bending your wrist?

Without bending your wrist?

Do you have "flexibility wars" with your friends?

Are either of your parents flexible?

Do you have special equipment just for stretching (like mats)?

Do you think you are flexible?