The Ultimate Purity Test!

(These next questions are about the opposite sex, and NO, family doesn't count!) Have you ever held hands?

Have you ever hugged?

Have you ever kissed on the cheek/forehead?

Have you ever kissed on the lips?

Have you ever French kissed?

Have you ever petted? (~petting = on top of clothes)

Have you ever had your genital area rubbed?

Have ever been given oral?

Have you ever rubbed someone's genital area?

Have you ever given oral?

Have you had sex?

Have you had anal sex?

Did you like it? (Answer "no" if your answer to Q.12 was "no")

Did you like it even though it hurt? (Answer "no" if you didn't like it, or if it didn't hurt)

Has someone masturbated you?

Have you masturbated in front of someone?

...with someone in the room? (Watching or not)

(Now about You, not the opposite sex) Have you masturbated? (alone)

Do you own a dildo/vibrator, etc.?

Have you used other objects to masturbate? (cucumber, carrot, bottle, etc.)

Have you masturbated with a showerhead?

Have you got an orgasm by masturbating?

Have you gotten orgasms from sex?

Have you had a threesome?

Have you had a foursome (or more)?

Have you ever had sex with two or more people within the same 24h (but not at the same time, so a threesome doesn't count)?

Have you ever had sex with two or more people within the same 12h (but not at the same time, so a threesome doesn't count)?

Have you ever done so that you have sex then about 1 min before the man comes, the woman takes the penis in her mouth, and gives oral till he comes? (Sorry, had to say it this way because this test is unisex)

Have you had sex without a condom?

Have you had sex without ANY kind of protection? (No pill, or anything)

Have you had a sexually transmitted disease?

Have you made out with someone whose name you didn't know?

Have you had sex with someone whose name you didn't know?

Do you feel you've tried almost ever sex position there is?

Would you like to try more?

(Really, enough about sex now..) Do you swear/curse?

Do you lie?

Do you or have you ever shoplifted?

Have you ever beat someone up?

Have you ever had the police after you?

Ever ran from the police?

Ever been inside a police car?

Ever been in jail? (10min - years, doesn't matter)

Have you ever committed murder? (I'm hoping you haven't)

Are you a hacker?

Do you send viruses?

Do you have earrings?

More then 4 on each side? (so at least 8 all together)

Do you have a piercing?

More than one?

Do you have a tattoo?

Do you dye your hair? (or have you)

Do you wear make up?

Have you had plastic surgery? (Regular surgery doesn't count!)

Do you wear fake nails or are your own nails otherwise long?

Have you ever worn fishnet?

Have you ever worn body paint?

Do you drink? (alcohol, duh)

Do you smoke? (cigarettes)

Do you smoke anything -stronger- than cigarettes? (eg. marijuana)

Do you take any other kind of drugs?

Do any of your friends take drugs?

Do any of your friends Sell drugs?

Do you suck at school? (I mean, are you bad at school)

Do you ever or have you yelled at teacher(s)?

Been to the principal's office "more than a couple times"?

Do you smoke at school? (Like, somewhere near the school, during school times)

Do you listen to rap?

Do you listen rock?

Would you rather dress sexy (*yes) or comfortable (*no)?

(Sorry, back to sex one last time) Have you had sex with 5 or more people?

...10 or more?

Do you know how to fire a gun?

Do you own a gun?

Have you ever intentionally burned yourself?

Are you a playa?

Have you ever broken someone's heart?

Are you a thug/thugette?

Are you a gangster (*yes) or a wankster (*no)? (~wankster = want to be gangster)

Have you ever "misused" a prescription drug? (to get high, hello)

Has your drink ever been spiked? (so that someone put drugs in your drink without you knowing)

Have you ever been raped?

Have you ever commited rape?

Have you ever had an abortion?

Have you been photographed nude? ("Porn" for magazines, the internet, or just private for someone you know)

Same question as above except photographed = filmed?

Have you ever viewed porn on the internet or "read" a porn magazine?

Have you ever watched a porn film?

(Oh oh, one more question about sex) Did you have sex before the "right" age? (So before it was legal for you to have sex)

Have you ever ran away from home? (I'm not asking if you returned or not)

Have you ever stolen a stop sign?

Ever jaywalked? (a kind of crossed the street when it said "Don't Walk")

Ever been in a car accident?

Ever cause or almost caused a car accident?

Ever cheated on your partner?