The PUP Purity Test

1) Have you ever been in a PUP show?

Have you ever been a crew member (Techie, run crew, lighting, pit, etc.) for a PUP show?

Have you ever been a member of a production team (Director, SM, PM, etc.) for a PUP show?

Have you been involved at least one PUP show for four years?

--More than four years?

Did you do a PUP show your freshman year?

Have you ever been on the PUP board?

Have you ever wanted to be on the PUP board?

--Did you like it because you get to choose the season?

Do you spontaneously sing musical theater?

Does it turn you on when someone spontaneously sings musical theater?

Do you take more pictures at rehearsals and performances than you do at formal events and vacations?

Ever received your costume the day before the show?

--The day OF the show?

Have you ever shown up drunk to a rehearsal?

--Drank at a rehearsal?

Showed up drunk to a show?

--Drank at a show?

Drank with the cast of your show?

Have you ever hooked up with another member of your cast (making out counts)?

--More than one other?

--More than 5 other?

Have you ever dated another cast member?

Have you ever hooked up with a PUP board member (former or current)?

--More than one?

--More than 5?

Have you ever gone to a cast movie night?

--Cast game night?

Played "Never Have I Ever/10 Fingers" at a PUP cast party?

--"Truth or Dare"?

--"Spin the Bottle"?

Have you ever been to a PUP cast party in Terrace?

--Somewhere OTHER than Terrace?

Have you ever added or switched roles over the course of a show?

Have you ever performed in every show in a single season (excluding Sex on Broadway and Reunions)?

--Including Sex on Broadway or Reunions?

--Including Sex on Broadway AND Reunions?

Have you ever had a lead in a PUP show?

Have you attended at least one PUP cast party in each of the following locations: Terrace, Tower, Brown, Spellman?

Have you ever had rehearsals/shows for two different PUP shows on the same day?

Has you picture ever been in the Prince, the Nass, or on the Princeton homepage due to a PUP show?

--More than once?

Have you ever recruited friends for PUP?

--Strangers?

--Either, while drunk?

Have you ever been in a PUP show with a grad student?

--A professor?

--Have you ever hooked up with said grad student/professor?

Have you ever drank at/shown up drunk to a PUP board meeting?

Have you ever voluntarily showed up to a rehearsal after being told, "It's up to you"?

Have you ever cut/grown out your hair/facial hair for a show?

--Dyed it?

Did you know about PUP when you applied to Princeton?

--Did your knowledge affect your decision?

Did you see a PUP show before attending Princeton?

Were you in a PUP show before attending Princeton?

Have you ever engaged in a fake sexual act on stage during a PUP show (something MORE than making out)?

--During multiple shows?

Have you ever faked an orgasm on stage during a PUP show?

--During multiple shows?

Do you own any t-shirts designed for PUP shows?

--More than one?

--More than 5?

Do you know who Michael Jackson from MTI is?

--Do you know the story of why he and MTI hate us?

Have you ever performed while sick?

Have you ever NOT been able to perform due to sickness?

Have you ever had someone sing/read your lines from offstage while you lip synced them onstage due to sickness?

Have you ever had a fight (email, physical or otherwise) with another (non-PUP) show's cast or crew?

--Has this ever devolved into any form of a drinking match?