Are You Insane?

Here it is, people. The one and only sure-fire way to tell if you are as crazy as you think (or other people) think you are.

Question 1:Do you think you're crazy?
Yes
No
Sometimes

Question 2:Do others think you are crazy?
Yes
No
Sometimes

Question 3:Do you own a spork?
Yes
No
No, but I have a machete

Question 4:Do you hit people with your spork?
Yes
No
Don't have a spork

Question 5:Are you taking this test of your own free will?
Yes
No
Sort of

Question 6:Do you frequently walk down the yellow (or white) line in the middle of the road?
Yes
No
Only when I'm alone

Question 7:Do you sit down in the middle of the road?
Yes
No
Only when I'm alone

Question 8:Do you talk to rocks?
Yes
No
No, but I talk to the dirt

Question 9:Do you play with fire?
Yes
No
Yes, but I don't like to

Question 10:Are you wondering why you're taking this test?
Yes
Not really
No

Question 11:When you look in the mirror, do you see someone other than yourself?
Yes
No
I'm afraid to look at mirrors

Question 12:Do you consider yourself 'normal'?
Yes
No
There's no such thing as 'normal'

Question 13:When watching TV, do you skip the shows and watch only commercials?
Yes
No
We don't have a TV

Question 14:Do you have random outbursts of strange emotions?
Yes
No
Only when I'm alone

Question 15:Do you sing to yourself in the bath/shower?
Yes
No
Only when I'm alone

Question 16:When do you do more strange things?
When I'm alone
When I'm in public
When I'm with friends

Question 17:Do you have a cactus plant in your room?
Yes
No
No, but there's one elsewhere in our house

Question 18:When you're depressed, what do you do?
Cry
Get mad
Eat

Question 19:Do you hear voices in your head?
Yes
No
Only at night

Question 20:Do you talk to those voices?
Yes
No
I don't hear voices

Question 21:Can you live without being on the computer at least once a day?
Yes
No
Not once a day, but maybe once a week

Question 22:Are you thinking about the purple aliens that live in your kitchen sink?
Yes
No
We don't have aliens in the sink... they live in the toilet

Question 23:Do you check inside the toilet before you 'go'?
Yes
No
Only when I'm away from home

Question 24:Do you have prophetic dreams?
Yes, all the time
No, never
Every once in a while

Question 25:Do you experience deja vu more than once a day?
Yes
No
Maybe more than once a week

Question 26:Do you believe fairytale critters exist? (i.e. dragons, mermaids, fairies...)
Yes
No
No, but I wish they did

Question 27:Do you walk around with your shoes in your head?
Yes
No
No, I walk around with my underwear on my head

Question 28:Do you think that people somewhere are following you?
Yes
No
I don't think-- I KNOW!!

Question 29:Are you afraid of things you know are harmless?
Yes
No
THEY say it's harmless, but it really is dangerous!

Question 30:Do you torture your pets?
Yes
No
Don't have any pets

This Quiz has been designed by Shira.