Are you a "Holy Grail" fanatic?

How well do you know Monty Pythons "Holy Grail"? Finish the quotes below and find out.

Question 1:"I have no quarrel with you, good sir knight, but I..."
Really, really hate you
Am really in a hurry
Must cross this bridge

Question 2:"I didn't know you were called Dennis!" "Well, you..."
Should have known
Could have asked
Didn't bother to find out

Question 3:"No, I mean 'OOOH' as in..."
Ooooh! That's good
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...
Surprise and alarm

Question 4:"Open the door! In the name of King Arthur..."
Give me some food
Sod off!
Open the door

Question 5:"What is your name?" "Sir Galahad" "what is your quest?" "I seek the Grail." "What is your favorite colour?" "Blue. No..."
Green
Yellow
Orange

Question 6:"Come and see the violence inherited in the system! Help, help! I'm..."
Choking
Being repressed
Hurting

Question 7:"We are the knights who say..."
PU
KE
NI

Question 8:"Awright, awright! Let's kill him first and then..."
Go back to sleep
Drive to Disneyland
Have tea and biscuits

Question 9:"Don't like 'er? What's wrong with 'er? She's rich, she's beautiful, she's got huge..."
...breasts
...wealth
...tracks of land

Question 10:"You stay in here and make sure 'e..."
Is safe
Learns to say 'H' better than I...
Doesn't leave

Question 11:"We've found a witch! May we..."
Have sex with her
Build a bridge out of her
Burn her

Question 12:"My name is Galahad... The..."
Virgin
Virtile
Chaste

Question 13:"Camelot!" "Camelot!" "Camelot!" "It's only a..."
Castle
Model
Building

Question 14:"Brave Sir Robin..."
Ran away
Fought bravely
Ate a cake

Question 15:"Go away, or I shall..."
Beat the crap out of you
Fart in your general direction
Taunt you a second time

This Quiz has been designed by Bobby Starsmore.