Question 1: Are you a male?
Question 2: Are you white?
Question 3: Try and think back to the last time you soiled your jammies with the yellow stuff. Were you older than 12?
Question 4: Are your parents divorced?
Question 5: Would you describe your father as "absentee?"
Question 6: Would you consider yourself to be a genius?
Question 7: Do you consider yourself to be better looking than the average person?
Question 8: Do you watch/look at porn on a regular basis?
Question 9: Does bondage turn you on?
Question 10: Do you work in a blue-collar field?
Question 11: Were you lazy academically in high school?
Question 12: Do you hate your father?
Question 13: Do you hate your mother?
Question 14: Consider your elder relatives for a moment(father, mother, aunts, uncles, grandparents, great-grandparents): would you consider *more than* one of these people alcoholics?
Question 15: Have you ever been institutionalized (prison, juvenile lockup, psychiatric hospital, orphanage)?
Question 16: Do you think your mother yelled at you a lot as a child?
Question 17: Have you ever attempted suicide?
Question 18: Have you ever deliberately and needlessly killed an animal (dog, cat, snake, frog, bird, rodent)?
Question 19: Have you ever "tortured" an animal (same animals as above)?
Question 20: Are you between the ages of 20 and 39?
Question 21: Are you heterosexual?
Question 22: Have you ever stared into a flame for longer than 10 minutes, almost becoming hypnotized by it?
Question 23: Were you ever in trouble (either by a parent, the police or any other authority figure) because of a fire you started?
Question 24: Do you introduce yourself-- or do other people refer to you-- with your first, middle and last name?
Question 25: In your lifetime, have you killed more than 5 people?