What nationality are you?

Where are you really from? Take this quiz and discover the hidden German in you!

Question 1:Of these places, which would you most like to go on holiday?
Ibiza, or anywhere else I could party!
Anyplace goes, as long as there's beer
I'm too scared to go anywhere else, so I'll stick to my own country
To our family's lovely little cottage by the lake
Someplace where I don't have to speak anything but my native language

Question 2:What do you like to eat?
Homemade food
Anything, as long as it's tasteless and fatty
Beer and sausages
Anything with garlic in it
Junk food

Question 3:An old lady needs help – what would you do?
Walk away. I don't care
I'm way too drunk to help the old lady!
I'll help, but I won't speak
I'll help the lady and make a big deal out of it. It just might end up on the news!
I'll help the lady and offer her a cup of tea

Question 4:What style of clothes do you prefer to wear?
Something shiny and showy
Lederhosen!
Old jeans and my grandfather's sweater
Designer clothes
Something very basic and casual

Question 5:Which of these pets would you most like to have?
No pets for me
An animal that's big and expensive
A loyal dog
A lamb
A pig – they are social, and as intelligent as toddlers

Question 6:What language(s) do you speak?
At least two, and I'm not afraid to use them (when I'm drunk!)
At least three, but not perfectly, so I won't speak those at all
Two, but I forgot the other one right after school
Only one, because everybody who's anybody speaks it
Only one, but does it really matter?

Question 7:You're trying to explain something, but the person you're speaking to doesn't seem to understand. What do you do?
Try to use body language
Leave him/her alone. I really couldn't care less
Talk just for fun...I don't mind
Talk a little louder, even scream if necessary
Try out every language I know, then scream

Question 8:Do you know what the capital of Finland is? (Be honest!)
Finland...hmm...isn't that part of Russia? Hey, it's a trick question!
Finland? Doesn't ring a bell
Helsinki, daaah....
That's in Northern Europe, right? Stockholm!
Hey, Santa Claus lives there...Korvatunturi

Question 9:Name a famous invention.
TV
Cell phone
Theory of relativity
Socialism
"You are the weakest link!"

Question 10:Where are you from?
Europe
Everywhere! We own the world!
It's a small country, you wouldn't know it
From the land of beer and Lederhosen!
Not everybody lives in Europe or has severe traumas....

This Quiz has been designed by Mia V..