# Sanity Test

This will determine your level of insanity.

 Question 1: If you are asked to go on jury duty at court, what would you do?
 Go and serve your duty like a normal person. Steal the judge's funny wig hat thing. Spank everyone in the room.

 Question 2: If you saw a man in a white coat, how would you react?
 Greet him politely. Kick him in the shin and steal his coat. Run up and give him a hug while yelling "Daddy you came for me."

 Question 3: When having a drink do you:
 Take a mouthful and swallow normally. Forget to swallow. Forget to swallow and continue filling your mouth with your drink.

 Question 4: Do you know who you are?
 Of course I do, I don't just live as myself for the hell of it without knowing my name. No. I'm MFFFFFFEEEEEE.

 Question 5: What do you prefer to watch on tv?
 Anything that seems interesting. Barney and Friends. The blackness that comes before I turn it on.

 Question 6: There is a fence. On one side of the fence is Farm A and the other side is Farm B. If a rooster lays an egg on the fence, which farm will it land in.
 Roosters don't lay eggs. Farm A Farm B It will break and half will fall into each farms.

 Question 7: How long is a piece of string?
 Depends how long you want it to be. This long. <----------------------------------> Quiet. The voices are trying to tell me something.

 Question 8: Albert who created the Theory of Relativity?
 Einstein Albertson Relative

 Question 9: 10 + 10 =
 20 100 1010

 Question 10: What was the first question about?
 The one about court. Something about chickens. A potato and a banana.

This Quiz has been designed by Mad Mike.