Which 'Usual Suspect' are you?

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Which 'Usual Suspect' are you?

This is a quiz to decide which character from 'The Usual Suspects' you are.

Question 1: What is your favorite hobby?
	Mocking the NYPD
	Going straight after years of being a dirty cop
	Getting punks like you to crack
	Making up elaborate stories

Question 2: What do you normally have for breakfast?
	Guilt
	Cold pizza
	Revenge
	Coffee and a donut

Question 3: If someone were going to expose you, how would you stop them?
	Make sure he/she was never heard from again
	Bash his/her head in with a wrench
	Stage an elaborate heist on a yacht and then set it on fire
	Bring him/her down with me

Question 4: Which of the following jobs appeals most to you?
	Tough cop
	World-renowned and extremely feared criminal
	Seedy lawyer
	Heist organizer

Question 5: Who is your best friend?
	My superior
	A lawyer who does my bidding
	My girlfriend, whom I am using
	An unintelligible Hispanic crime partner

Question 6: When you die, what would be engraved on your headstone?
	Here lies the toughest SOB that ever lived
	Get outta here!
	If you cross me, I'll kill you
	Here lies the most feared man on the planet

Question 7: How do you like your coffee?
	Black, like my soul
	Thick and gritty, like my appearance
	Sweet, like my girlfriend
	In your face, sucker!

Question 8: How do your friends see you?
	They know I'm someone not to be toyed with
	I'm like the Joker: funny but dangerous
	They fear me
	I don't have any friends, 'cuz I'm just that tough

Question 9: Who is your lover?
	My work, which is revenge
	My work, which is justice
	My love of money and humor
	My girlfriend, a lawyer whom I am using

Question 10: Where do you spend most of your time?
	My girlfriend's apartment
	The wrong side of the tracks
	My place of work
	A foreign country, which I rule by fear

This Quiz has been designed by Kip Mooney.