Are You A Pickle?

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Are You A Pickle?

Are you a pickle? If you are, please report to the National Pickle Institute immediately.

Question 1: Is your favorite color green?
	No, green is ugly.
	Yes, but only because I'm Irish...
	No, I'm color blind, I see black and white. (the color of cows)
	YES, I WISH EVERYTHING WAS GREEN!

Question 2: Do people say you are sour?
	OMG! I get that all the time, how did you know?
	Only when I'm in a bad mood.
	The cows say I am.
	No. I think I'm pretty nice actually...

Question 3: Do you wish you lived in a glass jar?
	No. That's stupid.
	No. A plastic jar maybe, but not glass.
	OF COURSE! Who wouldn't want to live in a glass jar?
	Yes, If I could take the cows with me.

Question 4: Has anyone ever told you you would look good on a sandwich?
	You're an idiot. The cows make more sense than you.
	Well, there was that one guy...but I think he was crazy.
	No, why would somebody say that?
	Yes! I get that ALL the time, why do they do that?

Question 5: When you're at the store do you think the pickles are talking to you?
	YES!
	No, but the beef does.
	Sometimes it sounds like something squeaked at me...
	NO! PICKLES DON'T TALK YOU FREAK!

Question 6: Do you talk back?
	To the beef, yes.
	Again--PICKLES DON'T TALK!
	Yes, it's unpolite not to respond when someone speaks to you.
	I think about it, but decide not to.

Question 7: Do you eat pickles?
	Occasionally, when the mood strikes me.
	I'm allergic to pickles.
	Noooooooooo! It would be like eating my family!
	Sure, I really like it if the pickles are shaped like a cow.

Question 8: Do you prefer dill or sweet?
	What is that supposed to mean?
	I love all pickles! Pickles Pickles Pickles...
	I prefer cows.
	Well, both are good, but I'd have to go with dill.

Question 9: What do you think of when I say "vinegar"?
	Go away before I poison you...
	Cows don't eat vinegar...duh.
	I don't really like vinegar.
	Pickle time!

Question 10: And finally...Why are you taking this quiz?
	I seriously think I might be a pickle.
	I thought the title said "Are You A Cow"
	It looked interesting...
	I plead temporary insanity.

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