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Are you an ANGRY person?

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Take this test to find out just how mentally and physically challenged you are!

1

It's Saturday night, and you have nothing to do. You are most likely to....

Try and practice your ball catching skills.
Water ice-cream and eat plants.
Apply make up and go out for a party, but if you're a boy, just the party bit (or maybe both) (?)
Try and cheer your family up, and generally go around being happy.
Listen to depressive songs and/or moan a lot.

2

If you could have anything in the world, what would you have?

A strait jacket.
A new make up set, complete with DIY plastic surgery and liposuction kit.
A spell to make the world happy.
A book on how to catch cricket balls.
A knife.

3

Your usually happy friend is very upset, and is crying in the corner. What are you most likely to do?

Offer them a lipstick to make them happy.
Listen to their problems, and try to make them feel good about themselves.
Ignore them and bounce around happily on any objects within a 10 mile radius.
Go over and cry about your problems too.
Throw a bar of chocolate at them to make them happier but miss completely due to your lack of throwing skills.

4

Someone throws a ball at you, you catch it, and the person asks you to throw it back. Which of these are you most likely to do?

Throw it back and ask if you can play.
Nothing. You didn't catch the ball.
Bite the ball, bark, and run away with your tail wagging.
Scream and claim it broke a nail.
Puncture the ball and tell them to go and be happy elsewhere.

5

Suddenly, a dinosaur comes raging out of the woods nearby and savages all your friends. It turns to you, and before you die, you....

Be happy and try to think about all the good things that happened to you before this.
Apply make up so you look great in heaven/hell.
Try to run away and stack it over a tree stump, therefore just bringing you more pain.
Jump into its mouth with a spoon, hoping to carve out its tonsils.
Think: "At least this will end my sad, stupid life".

6

By some miracle, you survived the dinosaur attack! Go you! But next, an angry mammoth grabs you in its trunk, and drops you in a muddy puddle. What do you do?

Scream that the mammoth got your new designer jeans dirty!
Be happy you survived.
Try and run away but slip in the mud.
Say: "Oh no, my chance of death is over".
Roll around, and say "Home at last".

7

If you had to listen to one of these, which one would you listen to?

Nothing, you spend more time trying to catch a football.
Maroon 5
Britney Spears
Electric 6
Spice Girls

8

Which of these statements best describes you?

"I am rubbish at anything sporty"
"I like make up and I am a complete tart who rolls my skirt up to look like a hooker"
"I am a complete moron"
"I like to destroy everyone's happiness"
"I like to encourage everyone's happiness"

9

If there was only one thing you could take with you to the next life, what would it be?

A razor. Actually, just the blade.
A stick of cheesy fudge.
A DIY Sports book.
A song of happiness *sparkle sparkle*
A tube of lip-gloss.

10

You have a minute to live.... what do you do?

Hug my family, phone my friends and think happy thoughts.
Try one last time to score a goal.
Apply make up and cry that you'll never be able to wear your new high heels again!
QUICK! MUST FINISH QUIZ!
Wait for the time of death, anticipating its pain.

11

I say "Monkey" and you say....

I wonder if I could get it to wear make up?
Ooo oo ah ah aaaaaaaaah!
Awww! How cute!
Mmm.... monkey sandwich....
That chimp's faster than me!

12

I say "Crab" and you say....

Lobster!
Ewwww!
Crab sticks.
Dead crab, pecked shell, seagull's lunch.
I wonder if I could jump over it? *ponder ponder*

13

You're in a Science lesson (Biology) and learning about sperm. What do you say?

*giggle giggle* *point* *giggle giggle* Teeheehee!
A new life will be created, awwww!
Every one of them except one will die.
Tadpole!
Can that thing swim faster than me?

14

How would you rate this test so far?

I got to apply make up in the time it took to load! 5/5
What test?
It's great!
It is but a tiny speck of nothingness on the horizon on stupidity, in the world of pain.
My hand is getting tired from clicking on the mouse.

15

LAST QUESTION!
If you could have a friend made especially for you, which one of these characteristics would be most important?

Bad at sports, like me.
Happy.
Depressing.
Funny.
Make up fan.

Comments (2)

Lisymel (35658)

1023 days ago

Brilliant quiz it made me laugh! 😂💚☺️

Siahara Shyne Carter (The Moody) (24188)

1071 days ago

None of them my singer is Queen I just listen to make singers, I feel them more than female singers, All English I'M JUST MOODY.

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