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Are you an ANGRY person?

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Take this test to find out just how mentally and physically challenged you are!

1

It's Saturday night, and you have nothing to do. You are most likely to....

Water ice-cream and eat plants.
Listen to depressive songs and/or moan a lot.
Try and cheer your family up, and generally go around being happy.
Try and practice your ball catching skills.
Apply make up and go out for a party, but if you're a boy, just the party bit (or maybe both) (?)

2

If you could have anything in the world, what would you have?

A book on how to catch cricket balls.
A new make up set, complete with DIY plastic surgery and liposuction kit.
A knife.
A spell to make the world happy.
A strait jacket.

3

Your usually happy friend is very upset, and is crying in the corner. What are you most likely to do?

Go over and cry about your problems too.
Ignore them and bounce around happily on any objects within a 10 mile radius.
Throw a bar of chocolate at them to make them happier but miss completely due to your lack of throwing skills.
Listen to their problems, and try to make them feel good about themselves.
Offer them a lipstick to make them happy.

4

Someone throws a ball at you, you catch it, and the person asks you to throw it back. Which of these are you most likely to do?

Bite the ball, bark, and run away with your tail wagging.
Nothing. You didn't catch the ball.
Puncture the ball and tell them to go and be happy elsewhere.
Scream and claim it broke a nail.
Throw it back and ask if you can play.

5

Suddenly, a dinosaur comes raging out of the woods nearby and savages all your friends. It turns to you, and before you die, you....

Think: "At least this will end my sad, stupid life".
Apply make up so you look great in heaven/hell.
Jump into its mouth with a spoon, hoping to carve out its tonsils.
Be happy and try to think about all the good things that happened to you before this.
Try to run away and stack it over a tree stump, therefore just bringing you more pain.

6

By some miracle, you survived the dinosaur attack! Go you! But next, an angry mammoth grabs you in its trunk, and drops you in a muddy puddle. What do you do?

Be happy you survived.
Say: "Oh no, my chance of death is over".
Scream that the mammoth got your new designer jeans dirty!
Roll around, and say "Home at last".
Try and run away but slip in the mud.

7

If you had to listen to one of these, which one would you listen to?

Electric 6
Spice Girls
Maroon 5
Britney Spears
Nothing, you spend more time trying to catch a football.

8

Which of these statements best describes you?

"I am a complete moron"
"I like make up and I am a complete tart who rolls my skirt up to look like a hooker"
"I am rubbish at anything sporty"
"I like to destroy everyone's happiness"
"I like to encourage everyone's happiness"

9

If there was only one thing you could take with you to the next life, what would it be?

A tube of lip-gloss.
A stick of cheesy fudge.
A song of happiness *sparkle sparkle*
A razor. Actually, just the blade.
A DIY Sports book.

10

You have a minute to live.... what do you do?

Apply make up and cry that you'll never be able to wear your new high heels again!
Hug my family, phone my friends and think happy thoughts.
Try one last time to score a goal.
Wait for the time of death, anticipating its pain.
QUICK! MUST FINISH QUIZ!

11

I say "Monkey" and you say....

Mmm.... monkey sandwich....
Awww! How cute!
Ooo oo ah ah aaaaaaaaah!
I wonder if I could get it to wear make up?
That chimp's faster than me!

12

I say "Crab" and you say....

Lobster!
Ewwww!
Crab sticks.
I wonder if I could jump over it? *ponder ponder*
Dead crab, pecked shell, seagull's lunch.

13

You're in a Science lesson (Biology) and learning about sperm. What do you say?

Every one of them except one will die.
Can that thing swim faster than me?
A new life will be created, awwww!
Tadpole!
*giggle giggle* *point* *giggle giggle* Teeheehee!

14

How would you rate this test so far?

I got to apply make up in the time it took to load! 5/5
It is but a tiny speck of nothingness on the horizon on stupidity, in the world of pain.
My hand is getting tired from clicking on the mouse.
What test?
It's great!

15

LAST QUESTION!
If you could have a friend made especially for you, which one of these characteristics would be most important?

Happy.
Depressing.
Bad at sports, like me.
Funny.
Make up fan.

Comments (2)

Lisymel (35658)

1080 days ago

Brilliant quiz it made me laugh! 😂💚☺️

Siahara Shyne Carter (The Moody) (24188)

1128 days ago

None of them my singer is Queen I just listen to make singers, I feel them more than female singers, All English I'M JUST MOODY.

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