Are You A Schizophrenic?

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10 Questions - Developed by: Bob Shmob - Developed on: - 22.683 taken

Did you hear that door close? Uh oh, they're coming for you!

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    Did you hear that noise?
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    Do you see footsteps in the grass around you're house?
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    Do your neighbors ever seen suspicious?
  • 4
    Do you often threaten innocent people?
  • 5
    Do you ever admit to having schizophrenia?
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    Do you suspect your relatives are forming an alliance to scam you out of your money, house and car?
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    Did you buy a dog that is supposed to guard your valuables, but you think that he/she is on the plan too?
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    Are you always aware and waste hundreds and thousands of dollars on equipment to safe guard your money?
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    What do you do to calm yourself?
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    Finally, I am in your house right now and I am stealing your money. What do you do?

Comments (3)


Nova (64101)
185 days ago
This is just plain insulting!
Luna (27215)
770 days ago
Oh wow this was hilarious! Maybe now I should go tip over someone in a wheelchair!!
jake (51123)
966 days ago
You are a complete imbecile if you think this is humorous.