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Are you an idiot?

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This quiz will test your Idiocy Quotient. If you score less than fifty percent, I hope you're in a "special" school.

1

Which of these is correct?

Jon Heder, Paul McCartney, John Basedow and Steve Burns are dead.
The Great Wall of China can be seen from space.
All the other answers are false.
Before 1492, the majority of people believed the earth was flat.

2

You receive an email chain letter. What do you do?

Delete the letter without opening it.
Neglect to forward it, and worry afterwards about the bad luck or karma you'll receive.
Copy and paste your address book and send it to everyone you know.
Start your own chain letter in the hope of getting into the Guinness Book of World Records.

3

Communism is:

something the United States needs to implement immediately to ensure equality.
an evil concept practiced by Hitler.
an unrealistic idea that has good and bad points.
cool. Che Guevara is my hero.

4

A student throws a rubber band at his teacher. What should the consequences be?

Suspend the kid indefinitely. No tolerance policies are the only way to prevent school shootings.
Punishment, but nothing extreme. It's a freaking rubber band.
Eh, no consequences. Kids will be kids.
Expulsion's too good for him. Arrest the poor excuse for a human being.

5

When it comes to religion, what's your philosophy?

Every religion can be reduced to a few simple guidelines.
A person's religion defines him absolutely.
Evangelism is the only way to save the souls of the world's godless heathens.
Religion is fine, but religiosity is dangerous. The world doesn't need another Jack Chick.

6

The Nobel Prize is named for whom?

An acclaimed novelist.
A renowned philanthropist.
The inventor of dynamite.
The originator of the peace symbol.

7

Why do you watch reality television?

For insight into the human condition that you don't find in prescripted programs.
Light entertainment and mocking possibilities.
I aspire to be a reality television star someday.
I don't watch reality television. I'm much too sophisticated for that.

8

What was the significance or effects of September 11, 2001?

It showed that capitalism is the root of all evils.
It proved that terrorists are running rampant. The free nations of the world should be frightened.
It proved that America is the only country worth its salt. Americans should be proud to be patriots.
It hasn't really affected most people, even if it was a terrible event.

9

What book would you most likely have read?

To Kill A Mockingbird.
The South Beach Diet and South Beach Diet Cookbook.
I read only the Bible. Everything else is secular and corrupt.
Finnegans Wake for the fifth time, in between readings of the Communist Manifesto and Mein Kampf.

10

Generally speaking, what is art?

Anything the artist says is art. We shouldn't judge it.
Only things that transcend human existence and experience.
The poems I write in my blog.
Something aesthetically or intellectually pleasing or provoking, created with a modicum of talent.

11

Michael Moore: discuss.

I boycott his movies and books on principle, so I can't discuss his arguments.
A talented but biased director who makes both good and poor points in his films.
The man is brilliant. I'd vote for him if he ran for president.
I loved him in Shrek and Austin Powers.

12

Which of the following is written in proper English?

i gotta go to the store now i'll talk to you later
g2g, ttyl
I have to go to the store now, so I will talk to you later.
I have to go to the store, now so I will talk to you later.

13

What do you drive?

My lowered black truck, with flames and lights, a Calvin decal and NASCAR sticker.
Just a car...factory specs with maybe a few performance-enhancing modifications.
A pricey piece with added spinning rims, gold detail work, animal-print interior...the whole deal.
With my souped-up engine, it's all about speed. I regularly drag-race Toyota vans at stoplights because I'm cool like that.

14

What film do you take as gospel?

The Passion. Isn't it divinely inspired?
None. I'm not that idealistic.
Fight Club. Anarchy!
Signs. My gosh, it's so symbolic and deep.

15

If you could choose one color that defined you, what would it be?

Clear, because I defy convention.
This question is idiotic.
Black, the color of my psyche.
Motley - my personality is deeper than one color can describe.

Comments (1)

Rob Gingell (18007)

2237 days ago

I'm not a colour I will never be a colour some of your questions should have essay parts get a real two year old to do your testing

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