Test to see if you should be in a INSANE ASYLUM

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We got this as a newsletter: This is what a catholic church thinks constitutes someone as being insane. I say they're the crazy ones! "Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or Goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counseling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child." Take this test to find out how dumb this church is! If everyone agreed with this I think every kid in the world would be in one!

  • 1
    Do you frequently wear black clothing?
  • 2
    Do you wear band and/or rock t-shirts?
  • 3
    Do you wear excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polis?
  • 4
    Do you wear any odd silver jewelry or symbols?
  • 5
    Do you show an interest in piercings or tattoos?
  • 6
    Do you listen to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music? >They said this not me, I know it's really dumb< (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
    Do you listen to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music? >They said this not me, I know it's really dumb< (Marilyn Manson claims t
  • 7
    Do you associate with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically?
  • 8
    Do you show a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports?
    Do you show a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports?
  • 9
    Do you show an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan? >wait so I guess other peoples religions are evil but for some reason CATHOLICS own all!<
  • 10
    Do you take drugs?
  • 11
    Do you drink alcohol?
  • 12
    Are you suicidal and/or depressed?
  • 13
    Do you cut, burn or partake in any other method of self-mutilation? They say:(This is a satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
  • 14
    Do you complain of boredom? >OMG every child in the world follows SATAN AHHHHH!<
  • 15
    Do you sleep too excessively or too little?
  • 16
    Are you excessively awake during the night?
  • 17
    Do you demand an unusual amount of privacy?
  • 18
    Do you spend large amounts of time alone?
  • 19
    Do you request time alone and quietness? (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
  • 20
    Do you insist on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult?
  • 21
    Do you disregard authority figures? (teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.)
  • 22
    Do you misbehave at school
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    Do you misbehave at home?
  • 24
    Do you eat excessively or too little?
    Do you eat excessively or too little?
  • 25
    This one I almost peed myself laughing. Do you eat Goth-related foods? (Count Chocula cereal is an example of this)
    This one I almost peed myself laughing. Do you eat Goth-related foods? (Count Chocula cereal is an example of this)
  • 26
    Yah this one is just gross! Do you drink blood or express an interest in drinking blood? (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
    Yah this one is just gross! Do you drink blood or express an interest in drinking blood? (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is ve
  • 27
    Do you watch cable television or any other corrupted media sources? (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) >Why does the catholic church always insist on being in control of what we do?<
    Do you watch cable television or any other corrupted media sources? (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) >Why doe
  • 28
    Do you play videos games that contain violence or role-playing nature?
    Do you play videos games that contain violence or role-playing nature?
  • 29
    Do you use the Internet excessively and frequently make time for the computer?
    Do you use the Internet excessively and frequently make time for the computer?
  • 30
    Do you make Satanic symbols? >I don't know if this includes skulls...I think it does<
    Do you make Satanic symbols? >I don't know if this includes skulls...I think it does<
  • 31
    Do you violently shake head to music?
  • 32
    Do you dance to music in a provocative or sexual manner?
  • 33
    Do you express an interest in sex?
  • 34
    Do you masturbate? ha HA HA
  • 35
    Are you homosexual and/or bisexual? >I don't see what is so wrong about be gay it's who you are<
  • 36
    Do you pursue dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
    Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism? >now that just makes me angry<
    Do you pursue dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism? >now that just make
  • 37
    Do you wear pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a Goth"?
    Do you wear pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me",
  • 38
    Do you claim to be a Goth?
    Do you claim to be a Goth?

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Comments (28)

autorenew

10 days ago
OK. Bye, I'm enrolling in a mental assylum. See ya!
66 days ago
welp..guess im going to one even tho im not even goth T~T bye bye life.

is it the suicide question? if so ITS SO TRUE
74 days ago
I sometimes crave the taste of my own blood 😐
97 days ago
APPARENTLY IM CRAZY JUST CUZ I LIKE THE TASTE OF MY OWN BLOOD AND CAUSE I CUT
123 days ago
I am going to an Insane asylum tomorrow.
165 days ago
i totes need 2 be in an asylum. cept they're practically all gone since everybody says there haunted. then hippy's ask why!! ☠☠☠ (btw I aint being rude 2 hippies but really bad idea if ur on this site!!!)
201 days ago
I don't drink blood I play with it
222 days ago
It said I should be in a menta asylum and I agree with it
289 days ago
Imma be in it right?...yep.
320 days ago
HI hope your having a good breakfast billy
333 days ago
MY CHILD IS A GOTH I HAVE GOTTA GET HER EXERSISED IMMEDIETLY this is all just for fun
355 days ago
I’m atheist sooo...
376 days ago
This is like the funniest quiz EVAR
431 days ago
well the thing is folks i am insane cause last week i stabbed myself in the stomach and rubbed the blood on the wall then put it on my face. Man I hate therapy. But anyways this quiz isn't that good, And if your goth it doesnt mean your insane. This dude or trans or chick knows nothing.
446 days ago
Hahaha im a satanist.... And it said im bad but not in a satanic cult.... Kinda right, im a solitary practicioner hahahaha..... Half these questions are bull......
454 days ago
They say that Hinduism and Buddhism is goth, I have friends that are Buddhist and are always happy and uplifting
530 days ago
I like a lot of these things but that doesnt mean I'm satanic.
553 days ago
Marelin Manson is not goth... He's a poser... Get your facts straight... Goth doesn't mean Satan... Goth is no where near Satan
706 days ago
just because you're not religious doesn't mean you're insane, I'd rather be insane, everyone would be in a mental facility.
820 days ago
I found this just a bit offensive, being goth doesn't always mean Satan and why was are you homosexual/bisexual on there, that DOES NOT make you insane it is completely valid and not everyone is religious, I am not.