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Which RPI player are you?

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Take this quiz to find out which RPI hockey player you are.

1

What is your element?

Water (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces)
Air (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius)
Fire (Aries, Leo, Sag)
Earth (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn)

2

What is your hair like?

Yea, mine is dark. It's actually pretty normal. I just need to learn how to use a razor.
Hair... I have LOTS of it. It's sort of beastly like.
Well.. its a long story... but lets just say when I cut off most of it, it looked better.
It's greasy, and short, and just really UGLY!

3

Who do you live with? (If none describe it perfectly, pick the closest one).

My best friend ever, a princess, a fat slob, and the fat slobs best friend. I think they might be gay.
A fag and a really cool guy. Girls love him.
A beast and a guy with a nice smile.
My best friend ever, a princess, a guy with one testicle, and his best friend. They're sooo close.

4

So, where you from?

USA, but I should be from Antarctica... I have so much fat I could stay warm.
From the USA, hey!
Canada... very proud of it.
Canada... that's why I have a lot of hair... to keep me warm in the winter.

5

What do you like to do in your spare time?

Hang out with friends, party, get drunk, you no, normal things.
Shave... although you can't really tell.
SHOP! OMG, IT'S THE BEST THING EVER INVENTED!
Eat and wear dresses... I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!

6

How would you treat a fan that just asked for your autograph?

I'd give her an autograph, and talk to her, and her family. No reason I can't be polite.
We'd chit chat for a while, and then while walking away, I realize I have too much coconut lotion on, and hoping to get rid of it, I ask the girl what her name was, and then I'd shake her hand, hoping to get some of it off.
Eat her, and then her family for a snack.
I'd give her an autograph.... duh.

7

If you were to be classified, what would people classify you as?

Normal
A beast
A shopaholic
Fat bastard

8

How's your smile?

You don't see my smile... it's too beastly for you!
It's normal... I've got a gap between my teeth, but girls thin its kind of cute.
You can't see it under my fat. If I lost some weight, you could sort of see it.
I have a crooked smile.:-(. I wonder if I could get plastic surgery for that?

9

How fat are you?

Ehh... I'm LARGE but not really fat.
I'm very skinny. Ya! The Atkins diet worked!
I'm about average... but I'm very tall
VERY FAT! HELLLOOOO? HAVE YOU NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION?

10

Which one of these things are you most likely to say?

I'm going to eat you!
Let's all go shopping!
GRRR! Don't touch this
Let's party! Right after my operation

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