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Do you Love your teachers?

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well... do you?

1

Do you hang out with your teachers before or after school?

No. Why the hell would I do that? They'd just give me detention!
No, I have my own friends.
OF COURSE! My teachers are my only friends.
Once in a while... only when there is no one else around to hang with.
YES! Everyday!

2

Do you make jokes with your teachers?

My jokes are all about getting my teachers fired. Or killed.
No. I just do what they tell me.
Sometimes.
Who else gets my jokes!
Depends. Political- YES! Sexual- MAYBE!

3

What grade do you get the most?

F...F... another F...
C
B
A
D

4

Which do you prefer: male or female (teachers)?

MALE, because they never have PMS.
Female, because they give less homework.
Female, because they remind me of my mom.
NONE! I hate all teachers.
Male, because they like me better. And I can flirt to get my way.

5

Tell me: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with a teacher?

No! I only like talking to my teachers!
I'm dating a really cute boy now, I don't fantasize about anyone but him.
Yes.
No. But I've fantasized about killing them.
no. but I am not opposed to it...

6

Would you EVER have sex with a teacher?

Maybe.
You are so sick.
YES! He can spank me any day! I'll do it on his desk every night if he would just let me.
HELL NO!
If we were in love.

7

Would you give him sexual favors for a better grade?

I'd give him MORE than sexual favors. I'd give him my virginity. HARDER MISTER-!
I'd rather fail all my classes and become a HOBO, than even come CLOSE to touching anything that RESEMBLES a teacher.
I'd give him sexual favors for a lollipop! I love candy.
If I was doing REALLY BADLY in his class and had no other way to bring it up.
errr.... no.

8

Have you ever had sex with, flirted with, or had really close contact with a teacher or professor?

I stay as far away as possible.
NEVER!
YES! Three times!
Just the flirting part.
Just flirting. But holy crap do I want to do the other stuff, RIGHT NOW!

9

Does he know you like him?

If by "like" you mean "HATE, DESPISE, LOATHE..." then yes.
No.
If he can't tell that giving him blowjobs after school is "liking" then he shouldn't be a teacher!
I haven't said anything but I think that he has figured it out.
I don't like him.

10

Last Question: Is this quiz weird?

No. I've seen weirder. (like the one about which breed of rabbit I am)
HELLS FRICKING YES! you freak!
NO WAY! Do you love sex with teachers too?
yes.
Not Really. I agree with a lot.

Comments (1)

Maggie (61635)

1462 days ago

GROSSEST TEST EVER!! OMIGAWD SO FRICKIN GROSS PEEPS! Like, never take this test unless you are a pervert

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