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Do you Love your teachers?

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well... do you?

1

Do you hang out with your teachers before or after school?

No. Why the hell would I do that? They'd just give me detention!
YES! Everyday!
OF COURSE! My teachers are my only friends.
No, I have my own friends.
Once in a while... only when there is no one else around to hang with.

2

Do you make jokes with your teachers?

Sometimes.
Who else gets my jokes!
Depends. Political- YES! Sexual- MAYBE!
No. I just do what they tell me.
My jokes are all about getting my teachers fired. Or killed.

3

What grade do you get the most?

D
C
F...F... another F...
B
A

4

Which do you prefer: male or female (teachers)?

Male, because they like me better. And I can flirt to get my way.
MALE, because they never have PMS.
NONE! I hate all teachers.
Female, because they give less homework.
Female, because they remind me of my mom.

5

Tell me: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with a teacher?

I'm dating a really cute boy now, I don't fantasize about anyone but him.
no. but I am not opposed to it...
No! I only like talking to my teachers!
No. But I've fantasized about killing them.
Yes.

6

Would you EVER have sex with a teacher?

You are so sick.
Maybe.
HELL NO!
If we were in love.
YES! He can spank me any day! I'll do it on his desk every night if he would just let me.

7

Would you give him sexual favors for a better grade?

I'd give him sexual favors for a lollipop! I love candy.
If I was doing REALLY BADLY in his class and had no other way to bring it up.
I'd rather fail all my classes and become a HOBO, than even come CLOSE to touching anything that RESEMBLES a teacher.
errr.... no.
I'd give him MORE than sexual favors. I'd give him my virginity. HARDER MISTER-!

8

Have you ever had sex with, flirted with, or had really close contact with a teacher or professor?

Just flirting. But holy crap do I want to do the other stuff, RIGHT NOW!
YES! Three times!
Just the flirting part.
NEVER!
I stay as far away as possible.

9

Does he know you like him?

I haven't said anything but I think that he has figured it out.
No.
If by "like" you mean "HATE, DESPISE, LOATHE..." then yes.
I don't like him.
If he can't tell that giving him blowjobs after school is "liking" then he shouldn't be a teacher!

10

Last Question: Is this quiz weird?

Not Really. I agree with a lot.
yes.
HELLS FRICKING YES! you freak!
No. I've seen weirder. (like the one about which breed of rabbit I am)
NO WAY! Do you love sex with teachers too?

Comments (1)

Maggie (61635)

1515 days ago

GROSSEST TEST EVER!! OMIGAWD SO FRICKIN GROSS PEEPS! Like, never take this test unless you are a pervert

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