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Do you Love your teachers?

10 Questions - Developed by: kickass - Updated on: 2005-08-15 - Developed on: 2005-08-01 - 38.079 taken - User Rating: 1.57 of 5.0 - 7 votes

well... do you?

1

Do you hang out with your teachers before or after school?

No. Why the hell would I do that? They'd just give me detention!
Once in a while... only when there is no one else around to hang with.
No, I have my own friends.
YES! Everyday!
OF COURSE! My teachers are my only friends.

2

Do you make jokes with your teachers?

Sometimes.
Who else gets my jokes!
My jokes are all about getting my teachers fired. Or killed.
No. I just do what they tell me.
Depends. Political- YES! Sexual- MAYBE!

3

What grade do you get the most?

F...F... another F...
D
C
B
A

4

Which do you prefer: male or female (teachers)?

Female, because they give less homework.
Male, because they like me better. And I can flirt to get my way.
NONE! I hate all teachers.
MALE, because they never have PMS.
Female, because they remind me of my mom.

5

Tell me: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with a teacher?

No. But I've fantasized about killing them.
No! I only like talking to my teachers!
I'm dating a really cute boy now, I don't fantasize about anyone but him.
no. but I am not opposed to it...
Yes.

6

Would you EVER have sex with a teacher?

YES! He can spank me any day! I'll do it on his desk every night if he would just let me.
You are so sick.
Maybe.
HELL NO!
If we were in love.

7

Would you give him sexual favors for a better grade?

errr.... no.
If I was doing REALLY BADLY in his class and had no other way to bring it up.
I'd rather fail all my classes and become a HOBO, than even come CLOSE to touching anything that RESEMBLES a teacher.
I'd give him sexual favors for a lollipop! I love candy.
I'd give him MORE than sexual favors. I'd give him my virginity. HARDER MISTER-!

8

Have you ever had sex with, flirted with, or had really close contact with a teacher or professor?

I stay as far away as possible.
YES! Three times!
Just flirting. But holy crap do I want to do the other stuff, RIGHT NOW!
NEVER!
Just the flirting part.

9

Does he know you like him?

I haven't said anything but I think that he has figured it out.
I don't like him.
No.
If by "like" you mean "HATE, DESPISE, LOATHE..." then yes.
If he can't tell that giving him blowjobs after school is "liking" then he shouldn't be a teacher!

10

Last Question: Is this quiz weird?

No. I've seen weirder. (like the one about which breed of rabbit I am)
Not Really. I agree with a lot.
NO WAY! Do you love sex with teachers too?
HELLS FRICKING YES! you freak!
yes.

Comments (1)

Maggie (61635)

492 days ago

GROSSEST TEST EVER!! OMIGAWD SO FRICKIN GROSS PEEPS! Like, never take this test unless you are a pervert

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