The quiz statistic

Is your pet hamster really a rabid weevil that was accidentally pushed under the beam of a Shrinkerizer200 on planet Narf and forced to join the Nova Scotian witness protection program?

18.93 % of users had this result: Your pet rodent is abnormally, well, um, normal! Please lock him in a bullet proof, airtight safe IMMIDEATELY, before he can affect me with his normal-ism!

25.21 % of users had this result: Yes. He is most definitely a rabid weevil that was accidentally pushed under the beam of a Shrinkerizer200 on planet Narf and forced to join the Nova Scotian witness protection program.

34.68 % of users had this result: I don't think you actually have a hamster...

20.71 % of users had this result: Your rodent is totally odd. You are totally odd. Your family is totally odd. I am totally odd! Um, the point is: your pet hamster is completely odd.

0.47 % of users had this result: